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24 Oct, 2025 @ 9:14pm 
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13 Nov, 2024 @ 10:53pm 
pusssss
13 Sep, 2024 @ 10:20pm 
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard penis push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy
19 Feb, 2024 @ 11:12pm 
this guy is racist and that's why i added him because we share the same values
27 Feb, 2022 @ 9:29pm 
so blatant, cheating scum
27 Aug, 2021 @ 6:55am 
Hi Dan can I please have a drumstick?!?
20 Dec, 2020 @ 4:40pm 
hacker
5 Jul, 2020 @ 2:30am 
ox put the kit away
15 May, 2020 @ 7:58am 
ez clutch get ♥♥♥♥ on bAHhahaha BAyonets ♥♥♥♥ is soo Small HAH AHH h omg gthanks for Ez aKss HAhah !! DNFF
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1 Sep, 2019 @ 2:46am 
+Rep was very nice till they kicked me :(:GlorkConcerned:
27 Jul, 2018 @ 9:17am 
What Is Autism?
Autism is a lifelong developmental condition that affects, among other things, the way an individual relates to his or her environment and their interaction with other people.
14 Jan, 2018 @ 8:28pm 
Games I play

- Rust
- CS:GO (When I don't have a 7 day ban)

you dont play rust gtfo
5 Dec, 2017 @ 2:18am 
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26 Nov, 2017 @ 1:32am 
I want to sleep with you. No, I don't mean have sex. I mean sleep. Together. Under a blanket, In your bed. While you're laying on my arm, with my other hand on your tummy. With the window cracked, so it's chilly and we have to cuddle closer. No talking, just the muffled cries that you slowly let seep away from your blood gurgling mouth as I ram my ♥♥♥♥ down your throat and sacrifice your worthless life to the dark overlord.
13 Nov, 2017 @ 1:09am 
call telstra
28 Aug, 2017 @ 12:42am 
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19 Aug, 2017 @ 4:48am 
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To everyone you want to ♥♥♥♥ like an animal
19 Aug, 2017 @ 4:27am 
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15 Aug, 2017 @ 9:26pm 
same
15 Aug, 2017 @ 9:09pm 
Six silly sausages.
19 Mar, 2017 @ 2:51am 
If you're 👀👀reading😎 this 👈then youre😰👤🤗 invited☑➡📩 to my ⚀⚁12th⚀⚁ birthday🎉 party!🎊 As you👉👤 all 👥know,💭 no 🙅fake🛇💯🛇 friends 👦👧allowed!!☡☡ I cant🚫 😲f@#%🤐 with you 👉(im not 🔞allowed➡ to 🔇curse😲🔇 because my👩 mom👩 will put ➡➡me in ⏰time⏱ out📵) We👌 r 🎉going😂👌 to turn🔊📣📻 up⤴⤴!! Only bring 🚶your 🎖A-game 🏅, becuz you 👉will be❎ kicked🚷 the H E 🏒🏒double hockey 🏒🏒sticks out➡ if youre 😷not partying🎉 😲hard 👅🍆💯enough!!💯 If your 😣not😣❎ ready to get 😵drunk 😨off diet🍷 pepsi🍷 (mom👩💬 said im🗨 not old💀👴 🔞enough🔞 for regular pepsi 😣😭 ) then i😲 cant 😠have you 💥killing🔪🔫 my 🎉party🎊!! And if you🙅 dont☡ have a 💵present💲💰 for me, then you 😯can😢 kiss 👄💏our 📦minecraft 💻friendship👬 goodbye!!👋🖐👋🖐
6 Mar, 2017 @ 3:03am 
sex pie
A sex pie is a person of obvious stunningness, Or someone you wouldnt mind a "bit" of.
"That Jam is a right Sex Pie"
"Jam and Jaccckie are too fine sex pies"
17 Jul, 2016 @ 2:06am 
heh
17 Jul, 2016 @ 1:22am 
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  ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ . You're a hacker Dan! A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HACKER  ° ☾ ★ ° .
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