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Recommended

121.6 hrs on record (77.5 hrs at review time)

this is the only game where if youre smart enough, you can make a galactic ship shaped like a penis that functions well in battle

Posted 30 May, 2025.

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33.4 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)

"China will grow larger."
-Tang after ordering his men to consume 20-30 thousand civilians

Posted 22 June, 2024.

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Recommended

250.5 hrs on record (18.0 hrs at review time)

4 methed up midgets go mining for space crack while ants molest them.
10/10 would play again

Posted 20 June, 2023.

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Recommended

376.0 hrs on record (258.3 hrs at review time)

Romania:
The Game

Posted 13 September, 2022.

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Recommended

69.4 hrs on record (42.8 hrs at review time)

I liked beating the kham maykr it was like beating my wife

Posted 7 April, 2022.

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Not Recommended

96.3 hrs on record (74.8 hrs at review time)

wait let me scan my ♥♥♥♥ real quick *scans* DAMNIT I GOT SYPHILIS

Posted 13 March, 2022.

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Recommended

171.5 hrs on record (33.0 hrs at review time)

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ abagado

Posted 23 January, 2022.

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Recommended

312.3 hrs on record (95.4 hrs at review time)

you can make ♥♥♥♥

Posted 3 July, 2021.

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