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0.8 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Fireball. Needs a bit more content and a less confusing UI. For 3 bucks can't really complain.
Posted 30 July, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
14.5 hrs on record (14.1 hrs at review time)
Fun game. Unfortunately too many game crashes.

I initially played this a few years ago, and it has a alright game loop. Fight enemies. Buy upgrades. Repeat.
But after a certain point, when I finish missions the game just crashes. Causing me to either repeat the mission or uninstall the game.
Posted 16 July, 2025.
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3.6 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
GUILTY AS SOCK! Some roles are pretty bare-bone. If they add one more mechanic to bailiff and juror and witness, it would be more fun.
Posted 11 June, 2025.
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256.2 hrs on record (186.6 hrs at review time)
Noita doesn't pull any punches.
Posted 4 May, 2025.
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9 people found this review helpful
29.9 hrs on record
I wanted to like this game, but it fights against you all steps of the way. Sometimes, those struggles are interesting, such as backpack and equipment management are well executed. But mostly, they are frustrating in ways that do not educate you how to play better, as any failure is severely punishing.

The WORLD is empty, this is mostly seen in the cities/towns, where only a few NPC's will actually interact with you. Through 30 hours of playing, the only story I've done is to complete the starting area.

One of my biggest gripes, is that there is no built-in encyclopedia. Every enemy is deadly, I need knowledge before fighting them, since dying is so severely punished. If you're only playing the game, each new enemy will murder you, and teleport you to a random location, confusing you further.

The COMBAT is fine, it holds up relatively well. Plenty of variety, melee/range/magic. Except for the fact that
enemies will chase you until the end of the world, so if you want to test if you can beat a foe, you can shoot an arrow at it, then have it chase you around the entire map until you die.

The REGIONS are not great. You can go from the starting region into the Marshes, and not be able to kill a thing. Difficulty should be linear. The most interesting bit is the map, which provides you no indication where your player position is. I love that concept, really fits with the theme.

The spoken character dialog, of which there isn't much of, doesn't align with the subtitles.

All of these complaints could mostly be solved by a modding patch, and it isn't unlikely that I won't give it another attempt in the future.






Posted 21 February, 2025.
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0.2 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Clunky with only mouse controls, achievements don't work.
Posted 17 March, 2024.
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0.3 hrs on record
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Posted 2 January, 2024.
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1.1 hrs on record
The game matches new players with those with optimized 2 turn kill decks, and it ruins all enjoyment. It needs a deck rating system, sort of like weight-classes in boxing.
Posted 23 January, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
3,581.8 hrs on record (1,033.4 hrs at review time)
The game has travelled leaps and bounds since it's initial release more than eight years ago.
You deal with escalating optimization problems, which resembles concepts you encounter in Software Development.
Then, when you beaten the game, speedrun it perhaps, then there are an endless number of free mods to download.

BIters too easy? Then you can torture yourself with all kinds of mods.

Recipies too easy? Bob's and Angel's mods will turn Green circuits into a 100 step process.

10/10. It has a little for everyone.
Posted 11 October, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,426.5 hrs on record (1,077.6 hrs at review time)
Have to sign a Epic Games EULA to play the game. new menu is completely broken. Developers completely sold out, they are just a cosmetics farm.
Posted 17 September, 2020.
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