*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair*
Ahem, you look very lovely today

+rep excellent player, sharp reflexes, let's frag out together, add me, please

So you're going by "Mid Smoker" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic...

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REPLY TO THIS POST WITH "DAMN DANIEL" OR YOUR WHITE VANS WILL NEVER BE CLEAN AGAIN

After a good play in cs:go, I added him because he seemed like a cool dude. We started chatting with each other and after a couple of months we became really good friends. Many nice conversations, lots of good CS matches and above all we developed a close friendship.
I invited him to a csgo lan at my house. He agreed and I looked forward to his arrival. When he arrived, he pushed me up against the wall and started nibbling on my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ against my thigh. I slapped him and one-tapped him. It turned out he was gay. Scam dude, don't trust him!

Responding to a 10 year old comment on my profile.... herro

hey bro can you please beat my cheeks into a bloody pulp? thank

♥♥♥♥ you.

+rep, good trader

+rep, good trader

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

+rep good trader and a god guy

+rep good and reliable trader

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+Rep, quick trader :)

+REP Nice trader

Good and fast trader.
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Good guy :-)

hey loser chrish finally got a steam so he can play with us :9
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