Ain't No Thing But a Chicken Wing.

The perfect human weighs exactly 190.5087954 kilogrammes and is exactly 1.7526 meteres in height. Exactly.

God please kill me.

I am swimming in an ocean of chocolate sauce.
My eyes are blotted out by the torrent of cocoa.
Lungs fill with thick hot Hersey goodness.
This is but another day I die of the 'beetus,