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807.2 hrs on record
This is the most god awful game I have ever played. This game is so unbalanced you would have better balance surfing a turtle mid air and landing and surviving. Speaking of turtles. Who decided on Imugi bro. I've been a religious player of Brawlhalla and if playing Brawlhalla proved anything, it proved there is no God. Why on earth is there not Sig Fatigue? The entire game would be balanced if there was Sig Fatigue. On that topic of fatigue, why on earth is the maps either too small or too big. When I play ranked and I launch a Cassidy to Mars, she shouldn't comeback down being able to swing her hammer and send me to Egypt and I die. Also what are the buffs in this game?? Why does Cassidy, a cowgirl, have more defense then jhala, a literal trained warrior. What sense does that make!? I play this game to relax. If I'm being honest, I mean truly honest, I thank you Brawlhalla Team. I thank you, because whenever I play this game, I'm reminded that I don't have to play. This game builds up so much hate in me that I remember outside is free too and so is Fortnite. I love this game with the bottom of my heart. But once Smash Bros gets ported to Steam and it will, I won't ever look back. Until then, keep making unbalanced characters and keep giving them unbalnced items like Boots. Did I mention how much I hate boots? Why are there true combos and guaranteed attacks in a fighting game. Let that sink in. In a shooting game, should there also be guaranteed 4 bullets that hit your character before you have to take control of the aim? If you answered yes, stop developing games. I am willing to work with the developers as an intern to fix the wrongs. I really want to see this game thrive. But the only time this game thrives, is when it's turned off. The only time I'm reminded of this game, is when I have so much success in my life I just want to make myself mad. So I turn on Brawlhalla. My friends ask me how I'm so good at Smash Bros I tell them my next option was Brawlhalla. When I see my mom and she asks me how my day is I tell her "I fought a Loki" and she makes me dinner because she knows my day was ruined. I made Youtube Videos on Brawlhalla and had fun. I will make some soon. But I feel like I'm drinking. Feeding a poison to my body for enjoyment. All this can be fixed if you just add sig fatigue. I know you can. Or maybe even a shielding gimmick like your older better brother that I won't know and is most definitely not Super Smash Bros For the Nintendo. Listen, you reader who reads this. If you happen to find yourself playing Brawlhalla just know, you are playing a battle against yourself. I am being as nice as possible. I've been playing for 7 years. I took a 3 year break. So I've been playing for 4 years. I come back and suddenly I have Tai Lung stringing me across the world and a turtle who can tank sigs like they're light attacks. I already have 122 hours on this game on steam. This is sad. I will edit this later. After losing my ranked games (which I won 1 and went up 13 and loss 1 and went down 17 make that make sense) I am tired. Reading this, I feel tired. But sending this in hopes it reaches 1 developer makes me happy. I hope this game stays around for another 20 years. I want to make my children play this game for punishment. Whenever I am asked to host a game night, I won't play Mario Kart that's way better. I'll turn on Brawlhalla that's free and everyone will hate me. Brawlhalla is the equivalent of talking about politics at the Thanksgiving Table. The worst part is, the game's not even bad. It's just so unbalanced I can't believe the developers actually test this and say "yeah this is good to release." Please, hire me as an intern. I will fix this. I have experience in C++, Java, Unreal, Unity. If I need more experience I will do anything to add sig fatigue.
Posted 5 June, 2025.
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81.6 hrs on record (67.2 hrs at review time)
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Posted 3 January, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
What the ♥♥♥♥ is this
Posted 5 March, 2023.
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118.7 hrs on record (99.4 hrs at review time)
10/10 would recommend
Posted 29 November, 2022.
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17.3 hrs on record (16.3 hrs at review time)
Very Crabby
Posted 30 November, 2021.
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11.6 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
I like, Its nice.
Posted 6 July, 2019.
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