Back in 2002 Richard and I were at band camp minding our business in the oboe section. Now we werent the most popular ones in band camp, but richard comes to me one day with a plan to become super popular. Now you all know how hard the band campers go in, like you all hear stories, well he tells me has this substance right. We couldnt just ask all the cool campers to try the substance, so we put it on their mouth pieces of their instruments. 20 minutes into the first song and the percusionists started taking off their clothes and beating their chests like apes. Now this would be nice except we were twelve and didnt care about naked girls. The brass players started dismantling their instruments and filling all the holes with their own feces, after that they hid them around the camp to try and find later.

The string campers started to rip the strings off their instruments and stop circulation to their limbs. Once the circulation was stopped they would bite through their legs. Now at this time you are probably wondering what the camp instructors are doing, well what can they do. They see their campers going ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy. They try to calm people down but they just cant. I ask richard what kind of drugs he laced the instruments with and all he did was make some dumb face at me. Thats when i realized it wasnt band camp, it was a camp for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

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