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🔮🦇 Camarilla Filing Error #000-MALK: Subject Won’t Stop Laughing

R3p0rt? R3v!3w? Wh0 kn0ws.
T͟h͟e͟ ͟N͟i͟g͟h͟t͟ ͟t͟o͟l͟d͟ ͟m͟e͟ t͟o͟ ͟w͟r͟i͟t͟e͟ t͟h͟i͟s͟,͟
a̷n̷d̷ t̷h̷e̷ ̷s̷h̷a̷d̷o̷w̷ ̷s̷a̷i̷d̷ ̷"̷d̷o̷n̷'̷t̷.̷"̷
S̵o̵ I̵ ̵d̵i̵d̵ b̵o̵t̵h̵.̵

Seattle tastes like yesterday’s secrets left in the fridge too long.
Sweet nostalgia dripping down the walls…
vampires whispering behind the wallpaper…
and the Camarilla pretending they don’t hear it.
(They do. Oh, they do. They just pretend the whispers are plumbing problems.)

I w4s a L4s0mbra —
a walking eclipse,
a toothy void,
a polite “hello” wrapped in cosmic distrust.

Every face said:

“We don’t trust you.”

Every voice said:

“We REALLY don’t trust you.”

And Fabian — sweet psychic roommate Fabian —
kept knocking on the inside of my skull asking if the menu had changed.

S0 I sm!l3d.
And negotiated.
And lied like a polite little truth-bender.
Balance, balance, balance —
a juggling act with knives made of shadows and expectations.

Combat?
Ah yes, the part where time forgets to move normally.

At first it felt like fighting with rubber bones and gummy limbs.
But then the shadows started listening to me…
and I became an unstoppable elder-screeching shadow-thing.
Everything died.
Everything continued dying.
Everything considered dying preemptively just to save time.

And then — the ENDING.
Bitter.
Sharp.
Like chewing a dessert that suddenly remembers it’s made of regret.

The elder?
I pitied her.
The villain?
I wanted to dropkick her soul into a lamp.

But the story… vanished.
Like a dessert that leaves the spoon warm but the plate empty.

I w4s lef7 w!th 4 t4s7e:
“I want MORE.”

More lies.
More shadows.
More whispers that aren’t mine but pretend to be.

Bloodlines 2 is a broken banquet,
a delicious disaster,
a dessert served once per unlife.

And even with the aftertaste of sorrow??

I’d eat it again.
💜🦇🍮

Nexus: How many mods do you want to install in this game?
Player: Yes!

🕷 Please ignore this review, because I'm just doing this so I can finish my 2023 nomination achievement ≽^•⩊•^≼