Recent reviews by Sun-Dried Foreskin

This game changed my life. It made me realize the reality of the world and I divorced my wife, admittedly she did take the children which upset me for a period of time. But nowadays I spend my days in the casino with the goal of becoming a millionaire some day, I know one day I will succeed and show her that I'm the real winner.

This game changed my life. It made me realize the reality of the world and I divorced my wife, admittedly she did take the children which upset me for a period of time. But nowadays I spend my days in the casino with the goal of becoming a millionaire some day, I know one day I will succeed and show her that I'm the real winner.

Great with friends or even randoms most of the time. I don't think this game deserved the hate it got when PSN accounts were forced to be integrated. It's common for big companies to want their filthy hands in as much ♥♥♥♥ as they can. A lot of people have crashing issues, and I literally haven't crashed at all. I think people are just bad at updating drivers. Fantastic game and doesn't get old. I just hope they keep adding content like more missions/types of missions

The movement is so horrible It feels like a GameCube game. The story isn't very engaging either. I love the Ubisoft 30 FPS cutscenes

Very fun if you're looking for a fun, not very serious game to play with a couple friends. we beat it in about 5 hours and it was definitely worth the money and time played for what it is.

My complaints:

There's a couple bugs here and there.
-one buddy couldn't hear me but the other could, so we had to restart from save
-Movement isn't the best (jumping over traps and getting caught/slowed mid air for no reason)
-Monsters blocking doorways that make a cave inescapable so you have to die basically
-One of my buddies couldn't pick up anything so we had to reload save


I think the game should progressively get a little harder as you go. Once you get rid of the big monster that chases your wagon, there's not really any harder enemies to worry about. As we progressed further I was hoping for different locations/enemies but it was the same stuff until the end. It would be cool to have more things to have to spend money on.

I realize it's still early access, which is why I think it's sometimes unfair to give a negative review for small things.

All in all, i could see myself replaying this with the same or even a different group of friends especially if they add more stuff! 8/10

sometimes i paint myself blue and lie at the bottom of the pool to grab little kids' ankles and watch them drown

Very Addicting and a lot of fun with friends. Can't wait for more guns and game modes

Definitely a step in the right direction compared to what halo 4 & 5 were, but definitely lacked in terms of a story. Not very much even happens when you look at the story as a whole. After beating the game I felt like I was about to start the next chapter or something, just to realize that i'm actually going to have to probably wait years to get any more gameplay, because it seems like they're not going to add anything anytime soon. Just overall disappointing. I absolutely loved all the halo games before halo 4, and it would be nice if I could get back some of that nostalgia and this game just didn't do it. I just wish 343 could actually give the fans what they want, but money is probably more important to them

Very fun, highly recommend if you're looking into more VR games to play. Especially if you like killing zombies, scavenging for supplies to craft stuff, and like story games. I do wish this game had a lot more of everything though (weapons, quests, random encounters, areas, etc) because the replay ability is kinda meh, but I know they are continuing to add more stuff which is awesome. I also wish there was co-op, this game would be a lot of fun to play with friends.

There aren't very many fun VR games out there and this one isn't perfect, but if you're into story and action I recommend this one. I could see it not being worth the $40 to some people so if you're one of those people who isn't sure I would get it on sale.

monkey