This man will blow up in the coming four days, may he rest in peace !

He is THE best passenger princess. Gives phenomenal head, and looks really cute in his maid outfit.

He gives really good belly rubs

>:(

He is so ick like frfr no cap

He called me normal.

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A fact.

hungry MF

It's a term of endearment, I assure you.

He called me a fish.

He almost got a mission fail from one harvester. :^)

My girlfriend has chosen a nickname, out of nowhere, for my penis. She has chosen, for some god forsaken reason, to call it princess little piddles. I have no idea where she got this name but it's not the most manly nickname, and honestly, I don't even have a nickname for it so why should she?? every time she calls it by her nickname I feel ashamed!

Am I the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for making her stop calling it that? Or should I just let her keep it up? I'm afraid this waking nightmare may never end.

Update: I spoke with my girlfriend regarding this nickname fiasco. She informed me that it was not the princess that was little, it was the piddle that were little. That didn't make me feel much better tho.

I offered another nickname, per another user, "Princess big and long piddles" but she said that was a mouthful. We compromised on allowing me to pick a nickname for her penis. Thanks everyone!

Menacing

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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No dont fall in the pit again.

Yes the hollows are the easiest enemy

Doesnt mean they cant destroy me

Kek, with the people we play with that can't be any more true.

How CSGO is supposed to work .
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-rep doesn't swallow

-rep doesn't believe in having slaves

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