baka.: all my friends use skype
baka.: and i'm just like
baka.: oh
Cyn: Ouch
Cyn: We use discord
baka.: my
baka.: real friends

ゴゴゴゴ blhx ゴゴゴゴ: in big sean's "i don't ♥♥♥♥ with you" big sean states that everything he does is his first name
ゴゴゴゴ blhx ゴゴゴゴ: big sean's first name is sean
ゴゴゴゴ blhx ゴゴゴゴ: therefore, everything he does is sean

ゴゴゴゴ blhx ゴゴゴゴ: pretty wild that the name glen is short for glenjamin

🅱ea 🅱ear: If you punch yourself in the face and it hurts are you weak or strong?

ゴゴゴゴ blhx ゴゴゴゴ: Can I get a McSpaghetti and a large McWater

The Black Buster: Well she's a girl gamer so she doesn't have much respect for herself..

Sal: If you have 2 lasagnas and you put one on top of the other one, you no longer have 2 lasagnas you have 1 big lasagna

Bootytron: Don't lose your virginity. When you lose your virginity you aren't funny anymore.

ayla: I endorse pedophilia.

TheBlackBuster: I just vaped on the asparagus and my mom hit me

Saltant: everytime I talk to a French Canadian person I have to resist calling them a faguette

Grim: We found all these strap ons at the shoe makers house. Hes more than just a cobbler hes a ♥♥♥♥ gobbler!

Grim: Basically someone threw nickles at my garden for 20 mins

Cyn: Are there any European superpowers I just don't know about?
Jason: Scimitars?

*hailstorm*
Grim: Quick get the buckets we're going outside!

Grim: I'm a ♥♥♥♥ nocker thats for sure.

Grim: I'm just in my boxers hitting the engine with a wrench.

Ubie: So my kink is me pretending to be your chair, and you're sitting in it.. But like.. we both have our pants off.

Today at 12:24 AM - Ubie: who deleted my vagina

Cyn: What do you mean we're gonna be?
Ubie: I mean I'm going to be the 16 year old polar bear.

Kade: So the funny thing about Anne Frank right...

Grim: Did I just get killed by a femboy?

Jason: Any massacres, ethnic cleansings, purgings, underground permabrig prisoner fights, or general mass-murder orchestrated by superiors is to be immediately sanctioned and, if necessary, unquestioningly enforced. The law doesn't need to follow the law, especially if it gets to stroke its willy atop a mountain of corpses.