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Hello, my friend. I heard you have acquired a new game called Yakuza 0. Congratulations on your purchase. You have made a wise choice.

Yakuza 0 is a game that tells the story of my younger days, when I was a rising star in the Tojo Clan. You will witness the events that shaped me into the man I am today, and the challenges I faced along the way. You will also meet my old friend and rival, Goro Majima, who has his own tale to tell.

Yakuza 0 is a game that offers you a lot of things to do and see. You can explore the streets of Kamurocho and Sotenbori, fight against various enemies, play various minigames, and enjoy the nightlife of Japan in the 1980s. You can also learn new skills and abilities, and earn money to upgrade your equipment and style.

I hope you enjoy playing Yakuza 0 as much as I enjoyed living it. Remember, the dragon of Dojima never gives up, and neither should you. Good luck, and have fun.

vr gooner goat, come over here, i luv that boysmell i can HUFF it thru my monitor, cute ass

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VR Gooner loser, Go outside, take a shower. I can smell you through my monitor, nasty ass

Careful Starbucks.

I know the VR thing is fun but I really hope you're balancing it with real life TBH it's kind of concerning. Also IDK why I got a notification when I'm not subscribed to this thread but FR dude those are high-brightness screens inches from your eyes for hours at a time, not to mention the perils of digital escapism loops being unhealthy. Not roasting you, be careful with that stuff. Read books, touch grass, talk to real people, etc.

Your brains are so fried you can't even come up with anything original lol

I know the VR thing is fun but I really hope you're balancing it with real life TBH it's kind of concerning. Also IDK why I got a notification when I'm not subscribed to this thread but FR dude those are high-brightness screens inches from your eyes for hours at a time, not to mention the perils of digital escapism loops being unhealthy. Not roasting you, be careful with that stuff. Read books, touch grass, talk to real people, etc.

I know the VR thing is fun but I really hope you're balancing it with real life TBH it's kind of concerning. Also IDK why I got a notification when I'm not subscribed to this thread but FR dude those are high-brightness screens inches from your eyes for hours at a time, not to mention the perils of digital escapism loops being unhealthy. Not roasting you, be careful with that stuff. Read books, touch grass, talk to real people, etc.

Yea NP see ya

Also IDK why I got a notification when I'm not subscribed to this thread but FR dude those are high-brightness screens inches from your eyes for hours at a time, not to mention the perils of digital escapism loops being unhealthy. Not roasting you, be careful with that stuff. Read books, touch grass, talk to real people, etc.

Thank you for the concern

I know the VR thing is fun but I really hope you're balancing it with real life TBH it's kind of concerning

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nvm you're kind of lame and boring on second glance lol

Hey, it's Jimmy. I sent a friend request and I'd like to chat a little when you have time, thanks!

What the hell was that final round GGs, idk how your heat smash didnt obliterate me. i was the victor btw

lol

solid player

GGs! Was a really fun set. Mishima vs Mishima never gets old.

ggs tho i shouldnt have been matched vs you tbh new matchmaking is kinda bad lmao

goofy goober

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRNyGDRikSw

seething mishima player

You're just not a good player whatsoever and you know it.

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Man you're a clownish player. Extremely irritating.

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you're that N I G G A....

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who is helku and where is the __cat meme?

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