Recent reviews by Thicc Pastrami

This game should be banned under the Geneva Convention for what it does to society. I can guarantee you that whoever worked on and made this game has never felt the warm embrace from a woman.

This game absolutely bricked my computer.


It crashed like 2 times during the introduction to the game. I was not even able to leave the jail cell scene and my ♥♥♥♥ was ruined. I couldn't open up any vital windows programs or uninstall this game without it being a headache.

Currently running a gtx 4070 (no this is not a joke). If anyone else encounters this please update your graphics card drivers and uninstall the game and resart your P.C.


♥♥♥♥ you Jack, you ruined my Christmas Eve.

In this day and age I am DISGUSTED by this game. As a Trans Person who identifies with former drug use and who also suffers from epilepsy I would like to give a hearty applause to Square Enix for all of their warnings. HOWEVER, there is no racism warning???? Really??? disappointed and instant uninstall. Quirky cat game play though! x3

♥♥♥♥ game