Recent reviews by paranormal HIMtivity

Someone said that ♥♥♥♥ their pants. Well. I did one better. I blew a hole. YUP. You read that correctly.

Anyways not for the weak but for the strong #likethezombie. Thank you for your time and energy both the Kreator and the person now reading this. YUP. You read that correctly.

With peace and love. It was okay. It wasn;t too scary. the HOLE was unrelated. Unsure if time estimated is estimated correctly. It took me 45 minutes to maybe an hour and 10 minutes to find all 14 documents (1 is a mystery). YUP. You read that right.

Anyways not for the weak. wait i said that i think already. Anways. please visit my friends favorite youtube playlist channel S Rank and that's S Rank Productions on most social media platforms. S RANK i repeat S RANK. It's also sometimes just production because of character length...kinda like in most RPGs. For instance, in the first gameboy Final Fintasy legend your dude cna only be 4 characters so i named him chuck. With just a k. There was also a clar. YUP you read that correctly.

Anyways i gotta get back. The toast aint gonna taost itself. Wait what

Geoff Keighly is a fraud for not allowing this. He told me himself. WHY.

Pros: The mechanics are simple, but well done. Visually it's colorful, cute, and appealing. Could be a fun party game if you have friends over. Supports controller and keyboard. 3 different characters to choose from, who all have strengths and weaknesses (strength and speed are the noticable examples). 5 maps to play on that you can interact with differently and have their own music. There is also sheep and mooses!

Cons: I want some online matchmaking or the ability to play versus my friends over the interwebs. I think this could be a fun game to stream.

It's also better than FIFA: https://youtu.be/1MBtAygK-RQ

I played the first game with my buddies and always loved it for its goofy physics and the fun game modes such as low gravity and horizontal mounting. When I heard about the release of the sequel I was excited to see a different take on the classic game of mounting jacked dudes. My friends and I got the game on the release date and I streamed it. After playing the game for (currently 8.8 hours before typing this) I can say that I like this new installment more than the previous one.

Pros:
New modes such as blockade and shuffle.
The 3D view is fresh and more attractive than its 2D predecessor.
The controls take a bit getting used too but in the end are “more fun” than the original.
The stickers you get simply by playing are goofy and you can try to spam them to distract your buddies while they mount.
Customization of your big dudes is back as well
This game is very fun with a group of friends

Cons/suggestions:
I believe Daniel Steger (one of the main devs, follow him on Twitter @StegerGames) is planning to add additional features. So some of these cons are really suggestions.
Horizontal Mode is a must have. My friends and I played this mode the most in the original game. (Looks like it will be coming soon)
There is currently no “make you own” mode. You can only unlock different play modes.
The ability to find MM games as a group of friends would be cool too.

Overall, these are just my quick and general thoughts. I’m excited for new features and already feel I’ve received my $$$$ worth.

27 second Twitch clip: https://clips.twitch.tv/BlueUninterestedMangetoutNerfRedBlaster?tt_medium=create

Tried to do a quick video and the audio was buggy and even at the lowest settings it sucks. Basically on acid. My recording actually stopped recording cause it was so laggy and the framerate was terrible. This is on OS X Yosemite too. Like hot street trash. Not even worth downloading.