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Steinbacks 27 Jan, 2024 @ 2:38pm 
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Put this on the profile of people who are known/wanted terroist's
that were involved in the September 11th attacks in 2001
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Urmagurtle 17 Aug, 2021 @ 11:49am 
Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request hah, maybe its glitched or something. You're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why i got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in gamess though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not really though because we arn't together (at least not yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request though so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of couse coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p
do you?
Urmagurtle 16 Oct, 2020 @ 2:46pm 
I remember playing against you. We rekt yall BAD lol. That round I bounced a nade off your fore head was hilarious. Me and the boys got a kick out of that. Anyways, I only play for fun these days, but good luck on finding people to play on your team. Peace out
Urmagurtle 8 Mar, 2020 @ 4:21pm 
Good Evening Mr curt,
I'm from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:

1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We recomend you surgery process;

2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;

3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an ♥♥♥♥♥♥ during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;

4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;

5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexual tendencies;

Any other questions, we're here to help.
Please contact ashamedofsmalldick@impotence.com

Have a nice evening you have nothing to be ashamed of.
Urmagurtle 28 Feb, 2020 @ 9:52pm 
adding for Graffiti | Uh Oh (Tiger Orange)
meow meow good kitten boy meow 22 Feb, 2020 @ 7:40pm 
adding for glock 18 moonrise
speedy 2 Jan, 2020 @ 11:37am 
Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request hah, maybe its glitched or something. You're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why i got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in gamess though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not really though because we arn't together (at least not yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request though so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of couse coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p
do you?
Urmagurtle 26 Nov, 2019 @ 5:58pm 
HOLY ♥♥♥♥ CURET SO GOOOOOOOD???????
speedy 26 Nov, 2019 @ 5:57pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CURET SO GOOOOOOOD???????
Baguette 20 Oct, 2019 @ 9:35pm 
Curt is a fantastic player, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills
Urmagurtle 17 Oct, 2019 @ 3:29pm 
dont you dare kaka poopoo me ill kaka poopoo you
Baguette 17 Oct, 2019 @ 1:20pm 
someone's mad a steam unfunny getting loser imagine over calling on profile what someone you lmaoo
Baguette 29 Sep, 2019 @ 10:22am 
-rep cheating his ass off
speedy 19 Sep, 2019 @ 2:33am 
someone's mad a steam unfunny getting loser imagine over calling on profile what someone you lmaoo
Urmagurtle 25 Jul, 2019 @ 5:35pm 
guy literally ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me without my consent. Alpha as ♥♥♥♥.
Urmagurtle 3 Apr, 2019 @ 10:24pm 
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ** push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Urmagurtle 20 Mar, 2019 @ 6:49pm 
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
speedy 20 Mar, 2019 @ 6:49pm 
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Urmagurtle 20 Mar, 2019 @ 5:08pm 
all this guy does is cheat, mama mia
speedy 20 Mar, 2019 @ 5:08pm 
guy literally ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me without my consent. Alpha as ♥♥♥♥.
Urmagurtle 15 Mar, 2019 @ 5:42pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheater lmao
. 1 Dec, 2018 @ 4:15pm 
link n build in tower fam
S L A D E cs.deals 29 Oct, 2018 @ 7:22pm 
trading the flip?
Wolfie 20 Jul, 2017 @ 5:23pm 
my cs took a ♥♥♥♥ wont be able to rejoin
Steinbacks 1 Oct, 2015 @ 5:06pm 
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