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Santa Cruz, California, United States 
⢠⠊⣉⠒⠤⢀⡀ ⡐⢁⠴⢜⢄
⡎⢸ ⠉⠐⠢⢌⠑⢄ ⡸ ⡆ ⠣⠱⡀
⡇⢸ ⣀⠗ ⠉⠉⠁ ⠙⠢⠤⡀⢃⢱
⡇⠘⣄⢀⠔⠉ ⠈⠁⠘⡄
⢇ ⠁ ⠘⡄
⢸ ⢀⣀⣀⡀ ⢀⣀⣀⡀ ⢣
⡸ ⢴⣾⡿⠿⠽⠇ ⠘⠛⠛⠛ ⠈⢄
⠰⡁ ⢠⠒⠢⡀⠈⠒⠊ ⡠⢄ ⡘
⠱⣀ ⢀⠜ ⠇ ⢀⠔⠁ ⡏
⠑⠤⢄⣀⠔⠁ ⡜ ⠊⠁ ⢀⠜
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⠀⢰⠁⠠⢒⣒⠢⠀⠀⢎⣉⣑⣒⠌⠂⠀⢣
⡔⡕⡩⢅⢑⠚⢳⠂⠀⠣⠒⠩⢕⣃⠥⡒⢕⢕⢄
⢣⠣⢠⣇⠡⠒⢅⡀⠤⠭⢒⣒⠤⡔⣊⠗⠸⡸⡸
⠀⡇⢸⣼⣽⣉⣲⣊⣏⣉⢵⠔⠚⡯⠊⠀⢠⠊
⠀⡇⠘⠮⣫⣫⣹⣉⣹⣀⠬⠖⢊⡠⢄⠔⠁
⠀⡇⠣⣑⣒⣒⣒⣒⡢⠤⢒⡪⠕⠊⠁
⠀⠑⢄⣀⣀⣀⠤⠒⠒⠉⠁
u mad bro?
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators.