Recent reviews by CthulhuChowder

I have spent over 1,100 hours in this game. According to the Steam community, this means I am finally qualified to have finished the tutorial and begin complaining incessantly about the drop rates.

In all seriousness, any game that can hold a human being’s attention for over a thousand hours—for free—isn't just a game; it's a masterpiece. Warframe has managed to captivate me for years, with the devs constantly shipping updates that pull me right back into the fold to see what’s next.

If I’ve played a game long enough to see my real-life friends grow up, get married, and have kids while I'm still farming for a specific blueprint, it deserves 5 stars at the very least. 10/10—would gladly lose another year of my life to the Void.

Simply put, this is a game of luck. If that's your type of thing, you'll probably enjoy it. But I've played over 200 games on easy and haven't come close to winning, pretty lame. I'll often play for an hour to reach the final boss, where I will miss every single shot in a row without reason and die. If not this, the boss will kill my entire crew instantly with fire. Lots of potential but leaves too much to RNG.

Wow. Stress level zero really hit the nail on the head with this masterpiece.
Do yourself a favor and stop reading reviews and just buy it.

This game is absolutely beautiful, from the soundtrack to the graphics, the story is a little short, thats the only problem, but it was worth the 20 dollars!

*Spends two hundred dollars on cases and gets nothing worth over 5 cents* Best game I've ever bought.

Best sequel to pokemon since skyrim.

Very fun! Some bugs but understandable since its still in dev:)