Sometimes I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and dive in to feel like a meatball.

I will never drink water that's where fish have sex.

If you ask me my height, I will ask for your weight.

Don't remove that line that connects your balls to your shaft.

Beer is a drink best served in the car.




can we get a moment of silence for another fallen legend Ozzy Osbourne


-7xvn🖤

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