crystalcow
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This game exceeded my expectations in every way. I admittedly didn't expect much of this gem of a game which has been egregiously underappreciated. I saw some criticisms I was concerned with and waited a long time before picking it up.

Every time I thought I had found the end of this game, it gave me more.

One of the biggest criticisms that worried me before going into the game was people griping about the lack of a map. I would counter by saying the lack of a map is in its own way compelling. I became familiar with the map by my ability to take control of it, in various ways that I don't want to spoil. As I began to feel comfortable with the map, its borders grew. Each border growth was interesting and made me want to continue playing. Both because of the newly introduced game mechanics and the story itself.

Other people have complained about the upkeep system. Quite simply, that's part of running a business. And the ways in which the story gets you to take on debt is often entertaining.

Another aspect in which I underestimated this game was in the capacity to run your business empire. I thought it was just going to be me restocking a storefront over and over again. It is much more than that. Again, I don't necessarily want to spoil it, because part of what made this game so memorable for me was the process of discovering it.

I can't speak much to the newer roguelike type gamemode that was added.

I completed my first playthrough of this game over a year ago; I still think about this game and its creator on a weekly basis. I am eagerly anticipating Oil Town, the creator's follow-up game. Before I had even finished the game I convinced two of my friends to get it and play through it with me.

All of that said, if this review convinces you to get the game and you see my favorite boy, Tinto, treat him well for me :)
Achievement Stats
:first_star: Perfect Game Milestones :first_star:
1 - Asteroids Minesweeper
10 - Please, Don't Touch Anything
25 - Frog Detective 2: The Case of the Invisible Wizard
50 - Stardew Valley
75 - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition
100 - Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart

:starempty: Most Difficult Achievements :starempty:
Stardew Valley - Fector's Challenge
Baldur's Gate 3 - Critical Hit
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Kingdom Come: Deliverance II
Recent Activity
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last played on 10 May
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20 Dec, 2025 @ 7:08pm 
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22 Jun, 2025 @ 2:30pm 
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💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
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3 Jun, 2025 @ 10:47pm 
Nice butt, good tooshie
26 May, 2025 @ 10:34am 
Hey boo, gotta spill the tea and let you know, you're my ultimate vibe. You make my heart go cray-cray and my soul say yasss! You slay my world with your style, your smile, and your mad skills. No cap, you're the rizz of my dreams, the one who makes my heart do a TikTok dance. So, lemme keep it 100: I'm totally crushing on you, and I wanna be more than just fam.
Let's be each other's ride or die and slay this love game together. What do you say, bae?
29 Apr, 2025 @ 6:18am 
hey babe how come you dont call me anymore
31 May, 2024 @ 4:14am 
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