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11.1 hrs on record (10.1 hrs at review time)

"Dark and Darker is just Escape From Tarkov without the C&B torture." - Former U.S. president Donald J. Trump.

Posted 12 June, 2024.

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126.8 hrs on record (120.4 hrs at review time)

Y-17 Medical Center Auto-Doc Pharmaceuticals got me feeling like a lobotomite. I took one look at Benny and knew he wasn't ♥♥♥♥ cause I saw less than four zeroes on his suits pricetag. Op came up to me screaming about the lottery, the only lottery his ass won was who I was gonna clap first. I will kill the first ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with the gumption to say the word "profligate" to me. I'm flying Vertibirds, smokin' that Enclave Remnant Nuclear Diesel. I am President Aaron HIMball. I am an absolute terror. I'm geeked out on Jet and zoinked on Psycho. The last time someone forgot I was HIM, they had to start calling the place the "Savage Divide" when I got through. ♥♥♥♥'s a 10/10 to me man.

Posted 11 May, 2024.

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151.3 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)

Battlefield 2042, but actually fun.

Posted 17 November, 2023.

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34.4 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)

You can finally run over children with golf carts while carrying a radio. Game of the year 2023, 10/10.

Posted 23 February, 2023. Last edited 31 October, 2023.

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6.9 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)

It took me 3.4 hours to beat the first mission

Posted 27 May, 2022.

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30.0 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)

the game good.

Posted 26 May, 2022.

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103.5 hrs on record (39.2 hrs at review time)

game good

Posted 19 May, 2022.

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201.0 hrs on record (65.1 hrs at review time)

Good practice for the upcoming draft

Posted 10 September, 2020.

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388.4 hrs on record (69.0 hrs at review time)

Cars but soccer. very nice. 10/10.

Posted 6 January, 2020.

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1,608.2 hrs on record (1,329.3 hrs at review time)

Game garbo lmao

Posted 27 June, 2018. Last edited 10 September, 2020.

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