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75.0 hrs on record (25.9 hrs at review time)
So I've been dabbling in some rock and stone here recently, and frankly I'm enjoying every second of it. I had seen that there was a FREE BATTLEPASS and I hopped back in. I was earning scrip and didn't realize there was a COSMETIC TREE to use this scrip.. Instantly sold because I'm a sl00t for comestics B)

Aside from that, the game is a great time passer for the simple fact that I can get lost in it. Just mining and blowing bug guts all over the place. I even do a little warcry in game after we beat a boss fight..

100/10

Rock and Stone on, brothers!
Posted 9 February, 2023. Last edited 18 February, 2023.
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40.9 hrs on record (28.3 hrs at review time)
Not a fan of Sim-City esque games, but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game is fun. I seen a lot of talk about it, and I figured why not give it a go. I had a little bit of trouble at first, but then caught on suriving.


Caused a mass genocide and still beat the scenario...
10/10
Posted 23 November, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
6.5 hrs on record
The Surge is a Souls like game, but with a futuristic twist on it. While I'm only 4 hours deep, and those 4 hours has just been me dying constantly. I have to say I have a love hate relationship with it right now. Still fun as can be, but Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ is this game hard. Others may disagree, but shew am I having trouble with it

I give this a solid 8/10 salt shakers (Because I'm salty af)
Posted 22 November, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
159.0 hrs on record (131.4 hrs at review time)
When I first got this game, I had an AMD R9 380x in my pc and could not get passed High Wall of Lothric due to "Drop in Framerate". Which would cause me to go BACK to the main menu, and go into offline mode. Now, I have a GTX 1060 and it runs so much smoother!


Now, onto the actual review of this game: DARK SOULS III is a terrible game, and I mean that in the sense that it is a wonderfully made masterpiece! The levels are very well planned out, and keeps you in suspense as to where enemies may lie! See a stack of barrels, and just want to roll into them? SURPRISE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THERE'S A BRUTE HOLLOW WAITING ON YA FOO'! I enjoyed this game thru thick and thin. It may have taken some time to get into it, but it's worth it! I will say though this game is awesome, the content such as Armor, Weapons etc. Yes there was the base game's amount of weapons, but they also gave you armor and weapons from the other soul games. Now that's not a probelm, and is in fact awesome! However, they just handed it to you on a dead body, and that was it.

But hey, at least I have Smough's T H I C C A $ $ Thighs now B^)
Posted 22 March, 2018.
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3.4 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
I believe this isn't the same without listening to "The Night Santa Went Crazy" by Weird Al.
Posted 6 December, 2016.
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10 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
172.1 hrs on record (129.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
First off, I wanna say this game is still in early access so take what you can of it. When this game came out I honestly had no clue about it because it wasn't really popular. However, I bought it to see what the hub bub was about. (Bought on sale btw) When you first log onto a server surviving is a little on the down side, but once you get going it's not so bad. This game also lives up to its name "Hurtworld" because people will gun you down the second they see what looks like a player. This game has lots and I mean LOTS of potential, and The Devs are doing pretty decent at keeping up with updates.

I say to you, maybe wait a little bit on this. If you catch it on sale though, grab that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ boi..
Posted 6 December, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
2.9 hrs on record
I only played it just to type in chat and hear it go "eheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh"
But if that's what you're looking for then it's right for you!
Posted 12 June, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
427.2 hrs on record (18.9 hrs at review time)
(づಠ_ಠ)づWar, War never changes... Now I've only played a few hours of it, but I can honestly say I am in love with it! Everything looks so gorgeous, and the time that I had gotten it they already had a day one patch so that's great because of some people saying the game was buggy.

My dog kills molerats in one hit 10/10
Posted 10 November, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.9 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I make a bed fortress 10/10
Posted 20 February, 2015.
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5 people found this review helpful
11.1 hrs on record (9.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Got in a fight with my friends on what server to join.

10/10 would argue again. (Other than that it's a pretty rad game)
Posted 20 January, 2015.
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