Recent reviews by Crona

Killing Floor 3 ain’t a sequel, it’s a bleedin’ liberty, innit? They’ve taken a cult classic, ripped out its innards, and tarted it up like a Croydon scrubber on a two-quid hen do. The old games had grit, gunpowder, and proper graft. This one’s got more polish than a copper’s helmet and half the soul of a bag of pork scratchings.

It’s flashy, hollow, and about as British as a vegan pie in Greggs. The whole thing’s a right dog’s dinner. All the glitz of Piccadilly, none of the heart of Peckham. It struts in wearin’ designer clobber, but the moment it opens its gob you realise it’s thick as two short planks and twice as wooden.

All hat, no kecks, absolute pile of pony. Avoid this like a kebab shop salad. Ain’t worth the dosh or the heartache.

If KF1 was a pint of proper stout and KF2 was a cheeky double at last orders, this one’s a warm shandy nicked from the rub-a-dub floor. Stick a fork in it, mate. It’s done, and not in the good way.

Wait for full release.

Can't recommend this game if they think a 16 hour maintenance is acceptable in 2020.

EDIT: 3 day maintenance.

This short film doesn't have the essence of Killing Floor as i would expect from something labeled as Killing Floor: Uncovered. The only thing 'Killing Floor' about this short film was the words 'Horzine Biotech' thrown among the film. This just felt like a poorly made shakey cam zombie film.