Impeach Couch for arresting the prez!

if i were president i'd arrest all the ugly people and then would no longer be president as i'd be arrested

Couch! Couch! Couch!

Couch 4 prez

yeah otherwise it wouldn't be a fair fight

Couch...if that statement was TRUE FOR YOU..would u want people to truthfully know..just wondering

I heard back from the cringe department, that person uw ere arguing with was confirmed to be a sex offender. yikes on bikes. lets unpack this.

mb bro. ill do better next time

YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

Rando the ♥♥♥♥ CLOWN!!! heh.

Oh yeah. You were camping for a really long time before we killed you and you had gay skins on, so I went to your page after the match ended and I saw you crying about how someone is stalking you and has no life because they commented on your page. Then I saw that, despite your other comment claiming that going on someone's page means you're stalking them and have no life, you went to someone else's page to accuse him of cheating because you were sprinting around really loudly and obviously got wallbanged for it.

I thought it was really funny how mad you get at the game so I left that comment to try to see if I could goad you. It worked!

I forgot why I commented on your page let me try to remember

Woah Woah Woah, we've got a twitch streamer over here. Someone get the red carpet out and a psych to document the most fragile ego in human history. Yes, I think we'll need a wahhmbulance

you keep coming on to my profile ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ evidently i killed your ego xD

You literally killed me zero times. I killed you once and then we never even saw each-other again. Where are you making up this weird idea from? Lol.

yeah killed you twice now.... little clown and killed 6 others last night...womp womp

I don't think anyone's ever been killed by you

womp womp got killed by us again and still talking smack calling us a cheater.... grow up...

That's why he's typing like a fourth worlder

upon investigation it's revealed that noirr's british which explains a lot

rocketgreentea he made a thread asking for help on how to show porn to kids so Jungus left the comment "Any particular reason you're interested in doing this on a game that's popular with children?" and that made him leave a ton of furious comments on Jungus' page then I left the comment "If you look at Jungus' page you'll see how something as innocuous as the first comment he left sends them into such a fit they feel the need to go do that." so he's come over here to do it again

Couch has ball itch

Pedophile gotta pretend like 90% of TF2 players aren't children lmao

and the fact that he thinks murdering literal children is ok is kinda problematic ngl

Noirr's using a lot of words to explain why he wants to have morally and legally questionable signs

Kinda sussy ngl

My balls itch

Rando why is this pedophile incel having a melty in your comments

Yall people are a circus this is so sad

And if a kid plays this game then i would play the game and not show him porn like an idiot I would just kill or him or ignore him

Are you all seriously acting like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on a mature rated game? That most people who play this game are mostly above 18? Well if you guys think this then re think calling me a pedophile you soft wankers

By the way guys, I'm Rando the Crit Clown

Anybody acting so stupid on the Steam forums is gonna slip up and get put in prison so I'll have the last laugh when he's arrested on child pornography charges

You're not using it "to troll and annoy people" you disgusting pedophile freak. People like you honestly make me sick to my stomach, seriously.

Epic prank where you show porn to kids

You really think I'm a pedophile for trying to buy a nsfw objector and use it to troll and annoy people? How does that make sense you people are just trolls.

Coach I don't have to know anything this clown is just a ragebaiting troll

Couch you GOTTA tell him, let him know

my balls itch sometimes

ur probs just too jealous of his 3d chess background to spell ur name right i get it i did the same

Hey Noire you spelt your name wrong

People consider him a clown because it's in his name. Gosh, it's like you can't even read or something.

See what I mean?

No wonders why people consider you a clown you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ troll.

All you need to do is point out that the angry pedophile https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/profiles/76561199642169969 gets really angry if you ask why he wants to show porn to kids to get him super pissed off

-rep ♥♥♥♥ ragebaiting troll.

hmmm, 9 letters, my guess is butt-baguette

Hur hur im high as ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I actually contacted my government agents and they confirmed that TheCreamed has 7.2 terabytes on his hard drive of nothing but files of him seething over my cool Chess background

🐢

I love turtles :D