After a few campfire tales in DayZ I added this man, as we got along well and clicked. He was very kind and thoughtful towards me. Everything seemed to be going good. But then, one cold night, there was a knock at my door - it was Juicy. I don't know how he found me, but he had travelled irl to my house (I presume to meet me).
I let him in, but upon entering my abode he instantly drew a gun on me. Aiming at my head the whole time, he opened my pantry and grabbed every packet of instant noodle that I had... laughing as he did so. After stuffing all the packets of noodle he could, into his trousers, he shouted at the top of his lungs 'THIS IS MY JUICE NOW'. He then stowed his gun and ran off into the night, his laughing fading away as he did so.

Police report filed + restraining order given.

I mean do you even leave your room at this point

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+rep good profile, calm player

he got that jello booty

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-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard d1ck push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

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Infinite ♥♥♥. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to ♥♥♥ uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your ♥♥♥♥ into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to ♥♥♥ into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The ♥♥♥ is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the ♥♥♥ from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the ♥♥♥. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The ♥♥♥ is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to ♥♥♥ all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own ♥♥♥. The ♥♥♥ accelerates.

get off dbd you absolute loser, touch grass

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Ah yes, very nice language there, lad <33333

ПЕТУШНЯ С ЧИТАМИ!

clean leader

Guess it's all footjobs from here.

Hex: No Head. You've been hexed, no more head for you.

Awesome cs team mate

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Good chaser, true legend.
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very helpful and kind CREAMY AHH YAMETE... uhm were was I? ah yes, very cool dude <3

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NICE PROFILE
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this lad wouldnt hold a door open nevermind A site, sound nonetheless

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+rep good player and funny :D

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Have a nice dayyy :)

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx

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