Don't get me wrong, Reze is fine as a character. Tragic backstory, cool arc, blah blah Fujimoto cooked, I acknowledge all of that.

But attraction-wise? Zero. Null. My neurons take a smoke break when she appears in my vision.

Every time I see Reze art or a "best girl" post my brain just goes completely smooth. No lust. No obsession. No chemical reaction. It's like staring at a default NPC with good lore attached.

People act like she rewired their DNA and I'm over here feeling absolutely nothing. No bark, no bite, no feral thoughts, no unholy awakening. Just a vibes vacuum. I'm convinced there's some Reze-specific brain chip everyone else got installed and mine shipped missing. I genuinely don't get it.

bap

i ate 4 human bones plz help

This guy is a threat to my well being. He seems nice but deep down he's got a dark freaking heart man, a dark freaking heart.

CRUNK