Fattest Wee wee

"Plunger Head" is a well-known urban legend from Southern North America. While his existence is widely disputed, a devout group of locals from territories across California, Texas, Oklahoma, and Louisiana claim to have photographic proof of this horrifyingly tantalizing creature.

"I caught him shucking corn cobs in the woods. It was weird because we were nowhere near a corn field. We made eye contact as I was pulling out my phone to take a picture and he started shucking cobs faster and faster. He's real and you need to watch your back for Plunger Head." - Tanner, McKinney TX, 6 years old

"Plunger Head is the reason I can't eat clam chowder anymore." -Melissa, Paris TX, 8 years old

"I saw him clear as day, bright red plunger on his head, climbing a tree, howlin' at the moon. By the time my shaky hands fished my camera from my pocket, he was no where to be seen, but the plunger...was still there. It's still.. in here " -D. Knuts, Stockholm Sweden, 3 years old

Well if I'm the creep... Then why do I have a picture of his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!?! Checkmate, ♥♥♥♥♥.

-rep this guy tried to suck me off in my sleep