Recent reviews by Dash

Wasn't very good at launch but, it's getting better and better. Wasn't quick to leave a negative review even though I was pretty disappointed, figured it would get there, and it kinda is.

Scratches that space itch like no other, for space stations 3x what space engineers is for ships (and without the dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dlc). Gets big updates consistently that make me keep returning to my favourite saves. Pretty complex and I'm always learning more stuff each playthrough, for the average person you're not likely to reach the end of what early access even has to offer yet and still have a blast. Pretty niche so doing my part by leaving a positive review.

Still as fun in 2022 as 2008. Perfectly playable on steam deck as long as you turn off PhysX. Unfortunately parkour games are pretty niche, ones as clean as this even rarer. Imo Mirror's Edge Catalyst has good parkour too, and is worth a play if you're starved for runny jumpy game, but everything else about it kinda sucks. OG still better.

Game was pretty good until I had to start laying mortar for bricks, has that awesome indie game placement detection, I spent 2 minutes trying to put mortar on top of a single brick and it would just not highlight, changed shape to try and get it to fit still wouldn't fit, finally the stars aligned and it appeared blue and I was able to place it, reach for the mortar and have the exact same problem again right after. It may seem like a petty thing to not recommend the game for, but it was also enough to get me to just stop playing the game.

Great game but Serial DLC Simulator, with the majority of my blocks being black and white locked dlc items with no way to hide them, toolbar categories for dlc themes but not for most ship parts?

I doubt you could even imagine it.

I don't know the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ difference between these 2 Hitman 1 access packs so I'll put the same review for both of them, after owning, installing, and waiting 20+ hours for these levels to unlock from my Hitman 1 GOTY they did not, I had to install Hitman 2 and boot it up so the game would detect I own Hitman 1, so then it'll transfer it to my 3, if you want these levels unlocked probably not buy a key off humble bundle unless you also own 2, IOI access pack system not very good.

I don't know the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ difference between these 2 Hitman 1 access packs so I'll put the same review for both of them, after owning, installing, and waiting 20+ hours for these levels to unlock from my Hitman 1 GOTY they did not, I had to install Hitman 2 and boot it up so the game would detect I own Hitman 1, so then it'll transfer it to my 3, if you want these levels unlocked probably not buy a key off humble bundle unless you also own 2, IOI access pack system not very good.

The roster from Hitman 3 is a little underwhelming, with only 5 'real' missions included in the game, but 2 of those I would consider unforgettable (Berlin & Chongqing), in comparison Hitman 2016 features 6 'real' missions (excluding ICA training facility even though I shouldn't) and Hitman 2 features EIGHT. It took me 7 hours to finish all the content in Hitman 3 and it definitely left a hole in my heart wanting more, not to say Hitman 2 was an incredible length, only taking around 11 hours to complete the story, but the content was good enough that after beating the story I wanted to play most of it's 8 stages in every way possible, I really only have an interest in 2 maybe 3 of the stages in Hitman 3, I don't find the rest very interesting and the Mastery Rewards are not very enticing.

If I cared about the story, I would probably be upset, they were obviously in a rush to close up the "world of assassination" trilogy ASAP and it didn't turn out that well imo, I'm glad I bought the same game 3 times over the past 6 years and immersed myself in this world just for them to rush the story closed in the final game lol, (ok I care a little bit) this game needed more locations spreading out the story further, they just weren't good enough to do what they were trying to do well with just 6.

But this is Hitman, and the gameplay is still as great as the other 2, (still too easy though) so if you like the other two you'll like this one, especially if you own them on steam since you can just play those levels, if I was going to do a pros and cons for this game I would just write Apex Predator over and over for the pros, one of the coolest mission ideas they've done.

I'll probably update this review once Freelancer comes out, the roguelike gamemode that comes out this spring.

The suits look so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad lol I'd rather dress as the clown, multi-colored guns are nice for special occasions though, (white tux white ica19)

This was originally the preorder bonus for H3, to quote the ctrl+v steam page,

"Purchase HITMAN 3 before 20 February 2021 to receive the Trinity Pack DLC for free"
The game was released on January 20th 2021, They probably decided to give steam players a month to acquire it, wow how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ generous of them, but maybe they should know what year it is.

They'll probably sell it in a bundle later trying to milk the money from any people FOMOing over these awful suits lol