Recent reviews by Cooksie

My #1 anime. My #1 visual novel. And my #1 source of depression.

Imagine spending 70€ on a recycled copy-paste job from EA, the greediest company in gaming, and then having the AUDACITY to leave a positive review because "they finally listened to feedback!" OH WOW, CONGRATULATIONS EA, IT ONLY TOOK YOU TEN YEARS TO DO THE BARE MINIMUM!

Let me get this straight—you're praising a multi-billion dollar company for FINALLY doing what they should've been doing all along? That's like thanking a thief for stealing less money from you this time. WAKE UP!

Meanwhile, Baldur's Gate 3 exists for SIXTY EUROS. You know, an actual masterpiece with hundreds of hours of content, real choices, actual passion behind it, and developers who care about more than your wallet? But sure, keep throwing money at EA's recycled garbage and act like they're heroes for "listening."

Battlefield 6 is the SAME GAME you've been playing for years with a new number slapped on it. EA saw you coming from a mile away and laughed all the way to the bank. And you THANKED them for it with a positive review. Absolutely unbelievable.

Save your seventy euros. Buy literally ANY game made by people who actually care. Stop rewarding laziness and greed.

Silent Hill f starts okay, then turns into endless annoying combat, the same monsters on repeat, and puzzles that are about as enjoyable as stepping on a Lego repeatedly. Not scary at all, about as frightening as a soggy sandwich. Atmosphere and music are decent, story is ok, Overall: solidly mid-tier.

Reminder to self: never preorder again...

Game’s a joke. Every patch adds more bugs than it fixes. Servers run like they’re powered by a potato. Goalkeeping is RNG hell you dive perfectly, time it right, and the ball still slides through like your input meant nothing, all with added desync on top. Defense is pure luck whoever gets prio first just shoots through 3 defenders like they don’t exist. Replays don’t even show what actually happened. You outplay your opponent and the game still screws you over. Players teleport to the ball. Tackles don’t work, slides are pointless. And top ranks? Just missile-spamming no-skill clowns praying for priority. Total mess... I want my 35€ back.

It's not bad. It has some cool elements, but... I wish it focused on jumping like the previous game. The combat feels janky and frustrating – it's just not for me. Still, I might give it another try after some updates.

Edit: The game’s in a great state now, and I’m loving it! Awesome job devs! I will say the jumping still feels pretty easy, but that might just be because I played the previous game.

Truly a masterpiece. ''I'm high-performance, after all~!''

I mean, I guess it's alright. I'll have to use it more to give an accurate review though.

Just finished this game. It made me cry like a baby, amazing story and Soundtrack i recommend it to everyone! 10/10

I mean, I guess it's alright. I'll have to play it more to give an accurate review though. ;)