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Arizona, United States


👔👳🏓📒🎽📗💄💛🌏🎍🔋🌋📣💎 → 👾...will get footprints in your hair. 🚙
👹🥞🌳🚘💃⚡🐟🎄🐝🚗💗🐛👃🐳 → 🌸 Lucky Numbers: 📒
🍇🌳🐳😺👹🔋💙🌽🚙🌂🏀🐝⛳🎫 → 🐟 36,60,69 🎁
Most disposable chopsticks are basically broken in half for you already. Most of the time, it's just the end, literally the top of the chopsticks that's still connected.
You would think that the initial resistance would be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sign that:
"Hey, ♥♥♥♥♥♥, something isn't right here."
Or that maybe that it would be too small if you broke it like that. The first time I saw these, I immediately thought of breaking it at its seam, like any normal mammal would.
Even when she asks
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Even when she asked how she would eat with one chopstick, there's-
It's just there.
There's
THERE'S MORE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHOPSTICKS TO YOUR LEFT.
HOW DO YOU NOT PROCESS JUST PICKING IT UP. WHY WOULDN'T YOU JUST GRAB ANOTHER ONE? YOU'LL LOOK LESS LIKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. HOLY TRINITY I'M ABOUT TO SHOOT UP SOME DISH SOAP UP MY URETHRA
♥♥♥♥, my hands are actually sweating. This actually irritates me.