Mains the sign in Team Fortress 2.
Current sign count: 283
!!!INVENTORY STRICTLY NOT FOR SALE!!!

Achievement Get - Obtain the Stanley Parable achievement Go Outside legitimately
Current Objective - Obtain the Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe achievement Super Go Outside legitimately (reminder: achieved 28/04/2032)
Crowning Achievement - Threw away GARY http://imgur.com/Qw4oQFz
Spent 1 hour and 30 minutes trying to successfully grind on a rail for 2 minutes