Skilled player!

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

💛 * 👹 * 🐊 * 👾 * 🌏 * 🌳 * 🎈 * 👑 * 🍧 * 👽 * 👳 * 🏀 * 📕 * 📘 * 🐝 * 💚
ㅤ* Cole said he changed his mind after may dad told him he would end up he the hospital.
ㅤ* Old programmers never die. They just lose their memories.
ㅤ* A policeman walked over to a parked car and asked the driver if the car was licensed. "Of course it is", said the driver.
"Great, I'll have a beer then", said the policeman.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*