Recent reviews by Conga Dispenser

Incredibly boring gameplay loop to start out with. To be fair, things probably get better later on, but the start of the game isn't fun

The ONLY game I have ever played where I went out of my way to get all the achievements. This game is THAT good. The game is much better than Paper Mario and TTYD, both are already good games, and somehow this is better than both, AND cheaper!

Accidentally played for 11 hours straight

Very good game, but only if you get the paid version.

Incredibly epic game. Reminds me of Balatro, but a bit more random. It's just as enjoyable, and well worth the price, as long as there are future updates.

This game has spades in spades

And clubs in clubs

This joke is stupid, just play the game.

A much more in-depth version of vampire survivors. Well worth the price!
In VS you finish your build at around minute 22-25 of each run and are left with a snoozefest for the last 5 or so minutes. There is no such problem here! There is always something to do or somewhere to search on each floor! The terrain allows you to make your own escape route if you dont have one as well! It's very enjoyable.

I am going to ultrakill you

Incredible RPG. Only complaint is the bosses are a bit too easy. Definitely still worth the price despite that!

WARNING - Only play multiplayer! Singleplayer isn't great!

This game is an absolute blast to play! I strongly recommend it!