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Thanks benpai.

touch me

hello senpai

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CommissarYesterday at 12:13 PM
I wanna have gay sex with manfryd

02:19 - Leetomjackpat: *Sits in lap* You can do it senpai.

British Jew

French Jew

I’ve been working hard dad

+rep for 12 hours on record

-rep been offline for 23 hours without proper supervision.

Just me and my 💕pope💕, hanging out and I got pretty zealous🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something great 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me a 💦crusade!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 Saracens! 💦 Muslims!💦 dead by my hand💦 😍 It makes 💘God💘 😊happy😊 to claim the holy land... 💕💦😫DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! 😫💦💕 1 crusade💦, 2 crusades💦💦, 3 crusades💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘God's💘 👑judgment 👑going off to war! 💟 It makes me feel Holy💗!It makes me feel good 💜! 💘💘💘It makes me feel everything a pious man should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

you're 14

Why not???

no

Can I be 16?

15: it's phrased like a direct quote
15: "all characters in this game are 18+"
Mölders: As in
Mölders: Someone said this
Mölders: It's not true
Mölders: But that's what they said.
15: It's 100% not true
15: she's in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ school uniform
Mölders: She has a school uniform fetish?
Mölders: Stop slut shaming
15: I shame no one, I too enjoy groping underaged women.
Mölders: Die.

can I be 14?

17:17 - ŞẤƝ: please don't take this the wrong way
17:17 - ŞẤƝ: but why did you rape and sodomize me in the public bathroom
17:23 - King of Rohan: Cause you’re in kahoots with those cackling ♥♥♥♥♥ who made my life a living hell

Commie ɃĪɌĐ: god I love 14 year olds
Commie ɃĪɌĐ: they're just the right age bonny
Commie ɃĪɌĐ: 2003 was such a good year for girls

Commie ɃĪɌĐ: life's a hentai, bon-boy
Commie ɃĪɌĐ: you just gotta make an effort to get it uncensored.

Commie ɃĪɌĐ: Inge sits in the doctor’s waiting room. Again and again her
mind dwells on the warnings of the BDM leader: ‘A German
must not consult a Jewish doctor! And particularly not a
German girl! Many a girl who has gone to a Jewish doctor to
be cured has found disease and disgrace.
The door opens. Inge looks in. There stands the Jew. She
screams. She’s so frightened she drops the magazine. Her
eyes stare into the Jewish doctor’s face. His face is the
face of the devil. In the middle of the devil’s face is a huge
crooked nose. Behind the spectacles two criminal eyes. And
thick lips that are grinning. ‘Now, I’ve got you at last, a little
German girl.’

23:46 - Sonsick: youy prob couldnt donate if you wanted to you pale iron defeicent freak

ok

Suck my toes

Commie ɃĪɌĐ: she's waking up
Commie ɃĪɌĐ: I've been listening to her sleep for the last four hours

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Commie ɃĪɌĐ: Futas are the least gay of all sex tbf
Commie ɃĪɌĐ: straight porn is 50% gay because of the ♥♥♥♥, gay porn is gay, lesbian porn is also gay
Commie ɃĪɌĐ: A futa ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a female
Commie ɃĪɌĐ: that's 66% straight
Commie ɃĪɌĐ: the straightest of all porn

21:22 - ŞHẤLØⱮ ɃĪɌĐ: "Ser Jax Harte, step forward."
21:22 - Riot ッ: Jax would move forward, passing by the Queen and would stand in front of her. "Yes, my queen."
21:23 - ŞHẤLØⱮ ɃĪɌĐ: "Do you know da wae, Ser Harte?"
21:23 - ŞHẤLØⱮ ɃĪɌĐ: "You have to have spring sickness to know da wae."
21:23 - Riot ッ: "Yes mah kween, I kno de wey
21:23 - Riot ッ: "I have da ebola
21:23 - ŞHẤLØⱮ ɃĪɌĐ: "Good."

Remember, white is right.

Attention all visitors to Commissar's Profile

This man is SEVERELY autistic.

Do not make loud noises near him. He will have a seizure

Do not shine bright lights near him. He will have a Anaphylaxis Shock and a Anaphylactic Shock

Do not look him directly in the eye. He will shout curses

Do not touch him or any of his toys. He will bang his head on a wall

Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage and trigger the side effects that I have mentioned, these could endanger the lives of many.

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"nah, I just busy" -Commissar 2018
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"I can download Duolingo ♥♥♥♥♥!" -San 2k18.

On August 22nd of 2017 the football coach of Dinamo was shot by 2 unruly characters in a graveyard on the anniversary of his father's death XD.

...wait

gay*

first guy to reply is gao

Mr. Assface

I'm busy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

no comments in like a week, wtf Commissar I'm disappointed

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This will forever be noted

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Doki Doki Literature Club. The plot is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Sartrean Existentialism most of the themes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Monika's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these themes, to realise that they’re not just scary- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Doki Doki Literature Club truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the meaning in Monika's existential catchphrase "Just Monika,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Portrait of Markov.

bonny the scum ♥♥♥♥ melon boy: ...is it a stick?
ƘȺⱮǏƝẤ: m-maybe
bonny the scum ♥♥♥♥ melon boy: is it Schrödinger's stick?
ƘȺⱮǏƝẤ: depends
ƘȺⱮǏƝẤ: you'll have to suck it to find out
bonny the scum ♥♥♥♥ melon boy: o-ok
bonny the scum ♥♥♥♥ melon boy: f-for science...
ƘȺⱮǏƝẤ: yes
ƘȺⱮǏƝẤ: for science
ƘȺⱮǏƝẤ: until your face becomes as white as an A4 sheet with ♥♥♥, it both is and isn't the best stick in the land

bonny the scum ♥♥♥♥ melon boy: is that you and the loli?
ƘȺⱮǏƝẤ: i wish

ƘȺⱮǏƝẤ: I have 2 nights a week
ƘȺⱮǏƝẤ: of loli goodness

ƘȺⱮǏƝẤ: THERES A NEW LOLIIIII
ƘȺⱮǏƝẤ: MY CRUSH'S LITTLE SISTER HAS JOINED