-rep After a good game in CS2 I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CS2 lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

u r a nice guy

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Suhhh Dude

Sometimes I cover myself in vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.

Sometimes I cover myself in blankets and pretend I'm a beet and the blankets are the dirt.