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Hogs 26 Sep, 2022 @ 4:50pm 
Boogywoogy
Shepard 20 Apr, 2020 @ 7:17am 
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
The Law 19 Apr, 2020 @ 5:16pm 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
DGS 1 Jul, 2018 @ 8:09pm 
Signed by DatGoodSir 🎬
BigDreamyOwl 30 Jun, 2018 @ 1:44am 
Your quotes always make me smile and get emotional :47_thumb_up:
Dr. Bingus NotMD 27 Jun, 2018 @ 7:36pm 
Commander Bae Bae
I MISS YOU
Hudson 3 Jun, 2018 @ 4:46am 
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nicky 25 Apr, 2018 @ 1:05pm 
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Shepard 25 Apr, 2018 @ 1:03pm 
dgs go away
Hudson 25 Dec, 2017 @ 1:40am 
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Shepard 26 Nov, 2017 @ 11:35pm 
God I love steak
BigDreamyOwl 21 Oct, 2017 @ 1:52am 
...All I can think about is how much the world is at steak...
BigDreamyOwl 19 Oct, 2017 @ 6:35am 
Shepard, The Alliance Commander Drag Queen reporting for duty.
Sairoth 31 Jul, 2017 @ 1:15pm 
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       ~Have a nice day!~
Shepard 2 Apr, 2017 @ 4:03pm 
good
Hawk 9 Feb, 2017 @ 5:00am 
you narcissistic ♥♥♥♥♥ i'm breaking up with you
Shepard 7 Feb, 2017 @ 8:27am 
same
Hawk 3 Feb, 2017 @ 1:53pm 
i am in love with you
Vestal 25 Jan, 2017 @ 12:26pm 
:Robot1:
Bart C.Bem 30 Dec, 2016 @ 12:43pm 
Have an epic New Year!
Shepard 28 Dec, 2016 @ 8:30pm 
Thanks!
Hudson 26 Dec, 2016 @ 1:43am 
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Bart C.Bem 24 Dec, 2016 @ 11:08am 
MERRY CHRISTMAS COMMADER!
BigDreamyOwl 24 Dec, 2016 @ 2:51am 
MERRY CHRISTMAS COMMANDER BACON.
cowboy like me 7 Nov, 2016 @ 4:02am 
Happy N7 day! Shepard-Commander :love:
Bart C.Bem 28 Oct, 2016 @ 8:29am 
Have a good weekend Sir! :praisesun:
BigDreamyOwl 28 Oct, 2016 @ 12:53am 
Send this heart pizza to every pizza sharing partner you have.
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Shepard 27 Oct, 2016 @ 4:21pm 
How many times do I have to tell Javik....
BigDreamyOwl 27 Oct, 2016 @ 12:14pm 
Liara wanted me to give you this... her cat died. Fell out airlock.

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Bart C.Bem 22 Oct, 2016 @ 4:45am 
Have a nice weekend Commander. o7
Shepard 13 Oct, 2016 @ 4:35pm 
Don't forget to tripple filter the steak for Tali
BigDreamyOwl 13 Oct, 2016 @ 7:46am 
Liara : Shepard.. we need to stock up on supplies to fight the reapers!
Shepard : We buy steak.
Liara : Shepard this isn't the time for jokes!
Joker : Steak sounds good.
Garrus : Hey count me in!
Tali : Steak sounds great!
Liara : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Reapers are here!
Reapers : Hey guys! Thanks for inviting us for steak.
BigDreamyOwl 5 Oct, 2016 @ 12:53pm 
I will direct this personally. I know you will feel this. Assuming direct control of Shepards fish tank.
GERTY 5 Oct, 2016 @ 4:52am 
http://youtu.be/Z7Oc-pstqpc
Shepard 3 Oct, 2016 @ 3:06pm 
They're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ delicious
BigDreamyOwl 3 Oct, 2016 @ 12:48am 
Hahaha that's how you cook
Shepard 2 Oct, 2016 @ 4:58pm 
Same that was great
GERTY 2 Oct, 2016 @ 2:21pm 
I wish Koobismo would make more of those clips.
Shepard 2 Oct, 2016 @ 2:16pm 
But they are taking cookie breaks! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcJ4WSa6Vng&feature=youtu.be
GERTY 1 Oct, 2016 @ 8:41pm 
The reapers aren't taking coffee breaks, Shepard!
Bart C.Bem 25 Sep, 2016 @ 11:13am 
Ahh nice. Have a good one!
Shepard 25 Sep, 2016 @ 9:27am 
Technically mines just beginining, I'm off Sundays and Mondays >=D
Bart C.Bem 25 Sep, 2016 @ 7:02am 
Hope you had a good weekend Cmdr!
BigDreamyOwl 24 Sep, 2016 @ 3:50pm 
Fish and steak. That's all I can think about.
Shepard 21 Sep, 2016 @ 2:59pm 
Yeah we will! :D
GERTY 8 Sep, 2016 @ 4:33pm 
You're a bean-counter, Jeong. I am a Spectre. Tell me, how good are those odds?
Shepard 8 Sep, 2016 @ 2:39pm 
yeeee
Zertex 29 Aug, 2016 @ 3:24pm 
yum
Shepard 28 Aug, 2016 @ 11:05am 
I like pie
Vestal 26 Aug, 2016 @ 8:04am 
Good weekend!
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