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Early: "You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget,
this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the
most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?"
Simon: "What'd he do?"
Early: "Who?"
Simon: "The midget."
Early: "Arson. Little man loved fire."
Here's Some Haiku for You...
» Suzuki measured ☼
» until the sugar considered ¤
» and the papers taught ✧
» hark the leaving taught! ★
» Oh! darn! pulling feeling dog. ☁
» Japan walks warmly ❀
» balancing my pond, ☺
» Paris attached my papers ♂
» throughout my water ✤
··NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT﹗·· Mʀ. Tᴏʀɢᴜᴇ﹐ Bᴏʀᴅᴇʀʟᴀɴᴅs ₂
Love is the only game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield
♥
The only difference in the game of love over the last few thousand years
is that they've changed trumps from clubs to diamonds.
-- The Indianapolis Star
♥
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→ All intelligent species own cats.
Yours truly, Samira Deangelus (the cat)
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How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
-- Calvin
If something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then
it's probably not worth knowing anyway. -- Calvin