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474.8 hrs on record (474.6 hrs at review time)
TLDR: Devs hate fun and they hate you for having fun in their game. Every feature feels like a gift wrapped in passive aggression.

A game that promises you tons of fun!
And it does deliver - I mean, 470 hours say something! But for some mysterious reason, the developers seem to despise their players. It’s like they’re forced to give us what we ask for, but always in the most painful way possible.

Want vehicles? Sure! They just flip over on pebbles, take flight, and explode. But hey, we technically have vehicles now!

Tanks? Absolutely! Except they’re somehow weaker than those flying clown cars they added earlier. But at least it’s your very own tank!

A minigun? Of course! Just don’t expect to move while shooting - or to have enough ammo to actually enjoy it. It’s all “for realism,” not because it makes you an easy target for those bloodthirsty melee units sprinting toward you.

Chainsword? Here you go. It’s garbage, but that’s the point! Because in real life it’d be garbage too!
Realism, baby - complete with hyperdrives, teleport backpacks, alien flyers, and ultra-“practical” bipedal combat robots. Everyone knows two-legged robots are more realistic than tanks, right?

Oh, and for that extra layer of authenticity, there’s armor that gives you a 50% chance to survive any hit. Even a 90,000+ damage nuke tick can be a coin flip now.

There is no space magic crap in this game! This game is serious!

In the end, remember: the devs loathe you - but they sure love your warbond (dlc) money. They don’t want to fix the game. They just want to milk it dry.
Posted 27 July, 2025. Last edited 8 March.
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6.2 hrs on record
Some kind of generic, Doesn't worth any money but franky good visuals! Keep it up!
Posted 23 July, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
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53.7 hrs on record (45.7 hrs at review time)
tabletop rpg at its finest
Posted 2 November, 2019.
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84.9 hrs on record (76.2 hrs at review time)
"Важна не цель, а само путешествие..."

Игра прекрасно демонстрирует смысл данной цитаты.
Posted 23 November, 2016.
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9.2 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Не купить ее, только хуже себе сделать)
Posted 18 December, 2013.
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