Recent reviews by Colt Carson

Damn you for what you did to Jessie

Good game though

Edit: Jessie is Best Girl. When comparing Tifa and Jessie, Tifa is gum stuck to the bottom of my shoe. If I had to push Tifa in front of a train to prevent even the smallest injury to my sweet angel Jessie, Tifa is getting crushed under the unrelenting cold steel of the hulk that is the train.

*Remove animation when picking resources up off the ground

Good dev. Good game. Negative review is for how toxic the "community" is.

All of the other negative reviews are from braindead people, but not me.

PEAK

The best game in its genre

The best Final Fantasy 7

you'll probably like the game for a while, feels way better to play than tarkov, but eventually you'll probably hate it. extraction shooters are not long for this world. wearing the most expensive helmet and a full kit and still being able to get 1 tapped from someone who brought nothing into the raid is infuriating. they risk 300k, I risk 2 million; they sit and do nothing, I actually go to poi's to run safes and fight. camping (ratting) is too easy and low risk, you either have to deal with the losses, become one yourself, or uninstall. and as you go up in rank you'll eventually start getting actual cheaters in your games, they're usually chinese, korean, whatever, bunch of weird asian symbols. the game is already bull crushing enough, risking good kit but losing it to "people" who are abusing snipers or even worse, blatant cheaters, it's back to pubg and eventually I'll retire pvp altogether.

fk you for requiring me to make an account

it's fine

my main gripe is not being able to see what cards do once they're in your deck without having to go look for the card by clicking the icon in the top right.

also just noticed they planned to release 1.0 in Q2 2024... seeing as we're in Q3 2025 that isn't good

Good game... will play more with the volcano update

This game makes me want to hurt people, in real life, at their house, in los angeles

actually I hate this game. i made solder which is needed for a quest item to unlock but for it to count as far as you having seen the item, you have to remove it from the pot. while i'm on that point, having to remove the pot from the stove to remove the contents is so fckn stupid.

and there's so much bull**** in the game, constantly breaking legs for the tiniest jump. the special hit when running with a blunt weapon always missing. constant upkeep of hunger/thirst/sleep. the game is a fckn maze; people used to complain about turok 2 lair of the blind ones map being confusing but this is 10x worse. fckn locked doors every god**** where. i hate stamina and inventory/weight systems in games. the trams take a million years. some enemy/npc spawns are just random, so you're having to just randomnly check back. i'm sure there's more but i'm too pissed about the solder incident.