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hi flirth

excited for that dating sim

colonelm ne

❗️❗️❗️ATTENTION 2006 KIDS❗️❗️❗️!!! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 😔👦👧! Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁🙅💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦😳 PERIODS 😩🍫 HEARTBREAKS 💔😪 MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️⃣TH GRADE)

I LOVE CHICKEN

Happy gaming brother!

Dear Mr. Harland David Sanders,

I have been a loyal customer for you and your top-notch restaurant for over 20 years now. I been living off KFC like it was water. Every day, I would go to your glorious restaurant and order a 'Five Dollar Fill Ups' meal to fill me up for my hard day of gassing the Jews with my homemade VX. Thanks to you Mr. Sanders, my boys in the SS have full stomachs of pure, good, grade A chicken while they carried on the orders of our beloved Fuhrer. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Mr. Sanders. I rise my bottle of Schnapps to you and to your boys for taking good care of us and set us up right.

-German

P.S. I also invite you to our next Anschluss this Saturday, please come.

I bought these for my son who is a circus performer. They are very reasonably priced, excellent quality, wash well and were exactly what he needed for his circus activities. In fact, I've just ordered two additional pairs for him.
I also wanted to give a shout out to this company's excellent service department. They responded quickly to an inquiry in a very professional manner.
Thanks, Choice Apparel! It's been a pleasure doing business with you!

i rainbow hashed ur ip output, then got ur password by installing Linux on ur wifi and running my python environment against your phone's c:// drive. I also put a JavaScript in ur internet to continually decrypt ur data so even changing ur password won't help. I used my MAC address identifier to run ur C++ drivers and then used my virtual box system to take control of ur phone. And unless u pay me $5000 robux or 75 bitcoin i will keep taking ur pigeon pictures then blow up your phone. Nothing personnel, kiddo 😎

Who’s got the room for the co-ed bukkake party? I’m ready to drown

Straight girls can have sex with other straight girls. I've seen it... at gunpoint.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls support monarchism haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making cake. We should really save western traditionalism (and even adopt mixed kids like louis xvi would have wanted, maybe they'll become based armées catholique et royale soldiers) sometime its a really cool task with a lot of redpilling moments, but don't worry ill be there to de-enlighten you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on /r/ monarchism we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

Getting tired of repeating myself

How do women pee if they don't have ♥♥♥♥♥?

I’M SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID WHILE I WAS HOT.

✔ ass kicked in hooters parking lot
✔ thinks thunder storms are fake
✔ donated 200 Emeralds to the police

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♥ 𝔚𝔢𝔩𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔐𝔶 𝔓𝔯𝔬𝔣𝔦𝔩𝔢 ♥
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𝕱𝖆𝖛𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖊 𝕾𝖔𝖓𝖌: 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔱𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔫𝔢 - 𝔈𝔫 𝔙𝔦𝔫𝔡 𝔄𝔳 𝔖𝔬𝔯𝔤
𝖓𝖆𝖒𝖊: 𝔞𝔰𝔨 𝔪𝔢
𝖆𝖌𝖊: 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔯𝔱𝔢𝔢𝔫
𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗: 𝔪𝔞𝔩𝔢
𝖍𝖔𝖇𝖇𝖎𝖊𝖘: 𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔪𝔢, 𝔪𝔩𝔭:𝔣𝔦𝔪,
𝔡𝔯𝔞𝔴𝔦𝔫𝔤, 𝔪𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔠, 𝔤𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔤,
𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢.
(=⌒‿‿⌒=) nyaa~

14 D A Y S

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___(｡˘з˘)ᗡლ==8 Don't mind me just taking my Colonel Sanders for a walk

>Woman trying to buy razors
>"Why do the men get cheaper ones!"
>Decide to fight the patriarchy and buy the mens
>Testosterone sensor goes off and sprays bleach on me when I pull if off the shelf. I dash to the cashier before anyone notices
>The cashier looks at me funny "Buying for your husband I see."
>How dare he make the assumption that I would be willing to go into slavery with those beasts
>"N-no just for m-me" I say
>Cashier jumps over the counter and grabs my ♥♥♥♥♥ and feels around
>"Yup, no balls. WE GOT A WOMAN RESISTANCE FIGHTER HERE!"
>Alarm goes off and the men start raping all the women in the store. Barely make it out of there before the steel rape door slams down.
>Shed a small tear and a tweet for my fallen sisters
>Go home and have to dye my hair again to avoid being spotted by the testicle police the next day for my crimes

hey did you guys know that dog food lid spelled backwards is Dildo of God?


ok bye fam

http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/groups/FowlGods/discussions/0/352788917751207757/?ctp=9#c152390014791126623

We're coming for you.

https://upload-assets.vice.com/files/2016/01/22/1453476471Chickenzilla.gif

i can not catch a break folks. my 78 yr old son has been pissing into the boiler some how and making our home smell like a reptile enclosure

i do not find it unreasonable , during my scheduled Cleaning, to ask my dentist to wash my ♥♥♥♥ as well, since my ♥♥♥♥ is basically a tooth,

Here is a fact: No matter what size girl's boobs is, they still die after stop breathing.

ah.. the perfect Souffle! cant wait to dig in to t(*EVERY PIPE IN MY HOUSE EXPLODES AT THE SAME TIME, COVERING ME IN ♥♥♥♥ AND BOILING WATER*

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE LEFTIST TRUCK OF PEACE AND TOLERANCE
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PEACE AND TOLERANCE WILL COME TO YOU BUT ONLY IF YOU POST THE TRUCK OF OF PEACE AND TOLERANCE

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Dear Colonel Sanders,

All I want for Chickmas is for you to tell me how you make kentucky fried chicken so good and to make me a KFC cook.

Sincerely, AnotherGerman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

SALIL SAWARIM BROTHERS. ALLAUH ACKBAR...

Today is the year of Al-shabob and the Hadith readings...







this is the year we will defeat the western forces!!! death to americans!

wife showed ankle to a stranger, brb brothers i must beat her

The lady at the end of the table in the glasses-I would've killed to have been behind her when her shoe dropped to get a great view of her toes and soles caressing and playing with her shoe!! When a girl/lady does that somewhere and I'm lucky enough to be watching from behind-I absolutely lose my mind because it's SO sexy and orgasmic!!

ヒトラーは正しかったです~!!

INTERVIEWER: we looked you up. you dont even have a twitter account, which is good ME: Actually i was suspended for posting "Gumby ♥♥♥♥ ass"

AMA CHS (Certified Horse Scientist) here . Let me answer your question.

- Most horse breeds have propane in their bone marrow. As long as they are alive, they are producing massive amounts of propane. Normally it's contained within the body.

- The reason for euthanizing a horse that breaks it's leg is primarily due to the horse being an explosive risk.

Here's a little trivia for you: If you light a match around a horse with a broken leg, it can level a city block. It's best to put the horse down and let the propane dissipate for safety reasons.

- The original plan for leveling the World Trade Center was to use horses with broken legs. Pump them full of PCP and meth, break their legs, and light their tail on fire and let it rip.

- 20 horses with broken legs is the equivalent of half the explosive force of an atomic bomb. Unfortunately we didn't find this out till after ww2 and wasted all that money developing nukes.

i help every body, im not racist, i keep myself nice, and when i ask for a single re-tweet in return i am told to ♥♥♥♥ off, ♥♥♥♥ myself, etc

ive heard from a reliable source that people arre putting their lips on to my waifus avatars and going "muah muah muah." cut it out

I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community

*tips fedora*

1) wise the ♥♥♥♥ up,
2) put the same amount of days in all the months
3)people need to put on the damn thinking caps
4) im boycotting months

pal the only "meltdown" im having is my ice cream melting down into my hand while I lay on the beach & laugh while thinking about the trolls

anguished imbecile pukes up a surprisingly intact mcgriddle while planting an IED in front of best buy

the mayor threatens to replace one letter of the english language with the Swastika for each week that his wooden leg is not returned to him

Please invite me to RNG

The UFOs 👽💫👽 have finally ♥♥♥💦 👌😩👌 send this to 10 alien daddys 😜😜😜 if you can’t wait 👋👋to get probed 🍆🍑🍆 if you get none ❌ back 💀🙅💀 you a lonely galactic hoe 😪😪 get five back❗️you a Super Star Slut 😜💫✨💥 get 10 back‼️ you a Super Space Freak 💦👽👽💦💫 Happy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💯👅 get that alien 👽 ♥♥♥♥ 😍🍆😩👌