Recent reviews by Mara

Very Mega. Much Bonk

I miss my cyborg and lava zone

Came for the dev Twitch vod, stayed for the gameplay. A cozy base defender with a cute theme! It plays well and you can easily get sucked into it.

Adorable little exploration game. Little guy is so adorable

Devs programmed in Bots to always take 1st place in events, no matter how much you try to take the lead. You will never win their holiday events, the bots adjust their score to always be way ahead of you regardless. Waste of time and a money grab of a game.

10 minutes into chat there are people telling 4yo's sexually explicit topics in the train car public lobby. But for some reason you cannot automatically report them for accosting a minor to the site because "Your account is not ready for feedback." Anyone that sees this and if you have a child: Do not let them near here. You have players voting to kick one another, but if they are bad actors then there is little you can do besides "Just block them!".

I love Ark, but I am almost 30 now... a lot of the player base that has been with this game for years are getting older. We don't have the time to invest in official servers anymore, but that is where you meet new friends and join new groups. Instead of respecting that time, Wildcard has nerfed the xmultipliers during events for PVE, making the slog that much longer.

---- Update note: Don't play this game on official. You will lose hours of your life to dinos that can be wiped in 1 week.

Forgot just how unforgiving this game is. Don't inspect your canned soda you got out of a vendy? Die of injesting diesel fuel cause you didn't check.

Pretty good system. the water mechanics make the game challenging and forces you to plan ahead.

Keyboard controls are wonky, hook up a controller to enjoy this masterpiece like you did when you were younger!


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