Steam Community :: Colonel Slanders

Virtitude 18 May, 2024 @ 11:22am

sausage

Virtitude 15 Feb, 2024 @ 3:46pm

yeh fair point that does need updating do ya want a chocolate bar?

Virtitude 1 Oct, 2022 @ 1:21pm

This dude will give you the ♥♥♥♥ me eyes from 10 blocks away if he catches you 360 no scoping noobs from the tree tops of Africa.
Rep+++ ;) call me

Virtitude 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:23pm

HIS HAIR, WACK. HIS GEAR, WACK. HIS JEWLRY, WACK. HIS FOOT STANCE, WACK. THE WAY THAT HE TALKS, WACK. THE WAY THAT HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE TO SMILE, WACK. ME I'M TIGHT AS ♥♥♥♥!

HotTubTooHot 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

My question every day is: "how many drinks have you had today Troll?"

The Neon Demon 14 Feb, 2021 @ 1:24am

Every time you go to bed, you sleep for 2 hours straight and 5 hours gay.

Virtitude 17 Dec, 2020 @ 3:30pm

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Jay 4 Jul, 2020 @ 2:11pm

you like licking the cheesy grease from your wifes toes

Jay 14 Jun, 2020 @ 11:20am

look at your crusty nips, dirty old man.

Jay 29 May, 2020 @ 7:58am

You tell him

Colonel Slanders 28 May, 2020 @ 10:08pm

You’re trash kid

Colonel Slanders 20 Apr, 2020 @ 5:21pm

who are you?

Fleece Johnson 4 Apr, 2020 @ 9:43am

"We're going to make your weekend hell" shutup ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, we gone set this ♥♥♥♥♥ off

Dark Force 3 Mar, 2020 @ 1:21pm

D I c k

Dark Force 3 Mar, 2020 @ 1:20pm

♥♥♥♥

werD 23 Jan, 2020 @ 11:12pm

Honestly I dont even know this guy I'm just here for the buick LeSabre.

Virtitude 4 Jan, 2020 @ 3:39pm

Happy Birthday

The Neon Demon 4 Nov, 2019 @ 5:36am

Hey man, I just read your message. Sorry about your situation, but next time you should use some Astro Glide™ before trying to insert zucchinis into your rectum. It's gonna take a while for those tears to heal up.

Level 34 Gengar 14 Jul, 2019 @ 4:42pm

Black is the soul that is led astray.

Rapid 8 Jun, 2019 @ 9:19pm

Can you feel the love tonight?

Jay 19 Apr, 2019 @ 4:40pm

Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.

Virtitude 2 Apr, 2019 @ 1:31pm

DUTTY SLONGS

Level 34 Gengar 27 Jan, 2019 @ 8:44am

6, 000 B.C.E called, they want their missing link back.

Jay 25 Dec, 2018 @ 7:05pm

Went to a food restraunt and asked for salt they said they had 2 diffrent types, normal salt and you.

Slendersensualon 1 Sep, 2018 @ 8:57pm

nee... shiyo...

Cornholio 20 Aug, 2018 @ 9:09am

Disney BlTCH

Cornholio 20 Aug, 2018 @ 9:09am

Disney ♥♥♥♥♥

nausea 5 Jul, 2018 @ 8:17am

big bog

xPVTx 9 May, 2018 @ 2:04am

Do you have any girlfriend ? Oh wait you dont becuause you can't have any emotional attachments hahaahaha.....

Morty 10 Apr, 2018 @ 11:56am

:/

Colonel Slanders 9 Apr, 2018 @ 7:26pm

rude!

Colonel Slanders 7 Apr, 2018 @ 7:17am

Hey dude my kid plays that don’t hate!

.vAs.Sabbat[USA] 6 Apr, 2018 @ 6:25pm

+ rep this kids pro at Barbie™ Dreamhouse Party™.

Colonel Slanders 6 Mar, 2018 @ 9:41am

Ha!

SE4BE4R 3 Mar, 2018 @ 3:30pm

attention viewers of this profile
this big thumb person-baby is very unstable
he will not kill you in rust, he only watches others play rust.
he will try to kiss his co-workers
he may be very ugly but do not hold that against him
and under no cicumstances are you to make him wash the underside of a helicopter!
only the sides!
this will anger him very much!