Steam Community :: Colonel Slanders

Virtitude

18 May, 2024 @ 11:22am

sausage

Virtitude

15 Feb, 2024 @ 3:46pm

yeh fair point that does need updating do ya want a chocolate bar?

Virtitude

1 Oct, 2022 @ 1:21pm

This dude will give you the ♥♥♥♥ me eyes from 10 blocks away if he catches you 360 no scoping noobs from the tree tops of Africa.
Rep+++ ;) call me

Virtitude

29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:23pm

HIS HAIR, WACK. HIS GEAR, WACK. HIS JEWLRY, WACK. HIS FOOT STANCE, WACK. THE WAY THAT HE TALKS, WACK. THE WAY THAT HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE TO SMILE, WACK. ME I'M TIGHT AS ♥♥♥♥!

HotTubTooHot

22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

My question every day is: "how many drinks have you had today Troll?"

The Neon Demon

14 Feb, 2021 @ 1:24am

Every time you go to bed, you sleep for 2 hours straight and 5 hours gay.

Virtitude

17 Dec, 2020 @ 3:30pm

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Jay

4 Jul, 2020 @ 2:11pm

you like licking the cheesy grease from your wifes toes

Jay

14 Jun, 2020 @ 11:20am

look at your crusty nips, dirty old man.

Jay

29 May, 2020 @ 7:58am

You tell him

Colonel Slanders

28 May, 2020 @ 10:08pm

You’re trash kid

Colonel Slanders

20 Apr, 2020 @ 5:21pm

who are you?

Fleece Johnson

4 Apr, 2020 @ 9:43am

"We're going to make your weekend hell" shutup ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, we gone set this ♥♥♥♥♥ off

Dark Force

3 Mar, 2020 @ 1:21pm

D I c k

Dark Force

3 Mar, 2020 @ 1:20pm

♥♥♥♥

werD

23 Jan, 2020 @ 11:12pm

Honestly I dont even know this guy I'm just here for the buick LeSabre.

Virtitude

4 Jan, 2020 @ 3:39pm

Happy Birthday

The Neon Demon

4 Nov, 2019 @ 5:36am

Hey man, I just read your message. Sorry about your situation, but next time you should use some Astro Glide™ before trying to insert zucchinis into your rectum. It's gonna take a while for those tears to heal up.

Level 35 Gengar

14 Jul, 2019 @ 4:42pm

Black is the soul that is led astray.

Rapid

8 Jun, 2019 @ 9:19pm

Can you feel the love tonight?

Jay

19 Apr, 2019 @ 4:40pm

Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.

Virtitude

2 Apr, 2019 @ 1:31pm

DUTTY SLONGS

Level 35 Gengar

27 Jan, 2019 @ 8:44am

6, 000 B.C.E called, they want their missing link back.

Jay

25 Dec, 2018 @ 7:05pm

Went to a food restraunt and asked for salt they said they had 2 diffrent types, normal salt and you.

Slendersensualon

1 Sep, 2018 @ 8:57pm

nee... shiyo...

Cornholio

20 Aug, 2018 @ 9:09am

Disney BlTCH

Cornholio

20 Aug, 2018 @ 9:09am

Disney ♥♥♥♥♥

けっぺき

5 Jul, 2018 @ 8:17am

big bog

xPVTx

9 May, 2018 @ 2:04am

Do you have any girlfriend ? Oh wait you dont becuause you can't have any emotional attachments hahaahaha.....

Morty

10 Apr, 2018 @ 11:56am

:/

Colonel Slanders

9 Apr, 2018 @ 7:26pm

rude!

Colonel Slanders

7 Apr, 2018 @ 7:17am

Hey dude my kid plays that don’t hate!

.vAs.Sabbat[USA]

6 Apr, 2018 @ 6:25pm

+ rep this kids pro at Barbie™ Dreamhouse Party™.

Colonel Slanders

6 Mar, 2018 @ 9:41am

Ha!

SE4BE4R

3 Mar, 2018 @ 3:30pm

attention viewers of this profile
this big thumb person-baby is very unstable
he will not kill you in rust, he only watches others play rust.
he will try to kiss his co-workers
he may be very ugly but do not hold that against him
and under no cicumstances are you to make him wash the underside of a helicopter!
only the sides!
this will anger him very much!

FNQ ANTONELLI

25 Feb, 2018 @ 6:27pm

+Rep, thanks bro! =D good american guy ;P

Colonel Slanders

18 Feb, 2018 @ 5:28pm

I'm the Pro

Trigger

15 Feb, 2018 @ 2:56am

I bet you can't even troll properly.

FNQ ANTONELLI

10 Feb, 2018 @ 9:52am

Hey, add me. the Hobothenogo its my friend. thanks

Colonel Slanders

7 Feb, 2018 @ 4:06pm

Corn, mah ♥♥♥♥♥

Cornholio

6 Feb, 2018 @ 6:17pm

♥♥♥♥♥

Colonel Slanders

31 Jan, 2018 @ 6:14pm

PUBG is great! Now stop spamming my profile with your nonsense!

Colonel Slanders

31 Jan, 2018 @ 5:03pm

Nice attempt to make a joke

Colonel Slanders

17 Jan, 2018 @ 2:12pm

Ha!

~~~White Power Ranger~~~

15 Jan, 2018 @ 5:02pm

270 pounds of fat

Colonel Slanders

13 Jan, 2018 @ 1:44pm

thats still more of a man than your are rooster ;)

Colonel Slanders

12 Jan, 2018 @ 2:39am

I'm a changed man rooster!

Colonel Slanders

11 Jan, 2018 @ 4:07pm

#oldnews
And that was 4+ years ago lol

~~~White Power Ranger~~~

17 Oct, 2017 @ 12:56pm

Lol

Colonel Slanders

4 Oct, 2017 @ 9:48am

watch your ass starboy