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-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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📒🐊📕👑🐟 - What’s one choice
⛳🌋💛🕺📘 - ㅤㅤ you really regret?
🍧🚗🚙📣👳 - ❃ ✪ ● ☁ ✈ ☀ ✖ ✩ ♧ ٿ ♀ ❂ ♂ ☣ ✦ ☁ ¤ ❄ ✿ ♂

🚨🚨🚨 WEE 🚨🚨🚨WOO 🚨🚨🚨WEE🚨🚨🚨 WOO🚨🚨🚨 WEE 🚨🚨🚨WOO 🚨🚨🚨 YOU ARE BEING 👮🏻👮🏻👮🏻DETAINED 👮🏻👮🏻👮🏻 FOR BEING AWAKE DURING REAL ♥♥♥♥♥ HOURS 🕐👌🏻😏 PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR REAL ♥♥♥♥♥ REGISTRATION 🙏🏻📝 BY SMASHING THE MOTHAFUCCIN LIKE BUTTON 🙊🙌🏼🔥🔥 REAL ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONLY!! IT DONT MATTER IF YOU UP TRAPPING OR WHAT 💦💦😩😩💯💯💯

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+Rep Good trades my dudes

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+rep fast trader

+rep, He bought a huge ass, black dildo off of craigslist from me and showed up with the money and then some! Great guy, would trust anyone to sell him a quality dildo.

Hit me up, want to discuss something with ya.

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+rep gave me crippling depression

+rep Hit me with your ping pong king kong shlong dong

+rep Literally a god

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are