Recent reviews by 有馬構成

Oh boy, hold onto your hats, because we're about to embark on a rollercoaster of awesomeness! This game is more fabulous than a unicorn tap-dancing on a rainbow! It's not just great, it's greater than great; it's "GREAT-er" with an extra dose of "GREAT-ness"!

I mean, seriously, if this game were a food, it'd be a deliciously addictive combo of pizza, chocolate, and bacon—yes, bacon, because this game is so good, it defies all laws of gaming physics! I'm not just playing this every day, I'm practically surgically attached to my controller now! Social life? Pfft, who needs that when you have THIS masterpiece to enjoy?

And let me tell you a little secret, folks. I've been playing this game since the dawn of time—or at least since 2017, February 14th—because that's the day my gaming life changed forever. Forget Valentine's, this game became the love of my life! Move over Romeo and Juliet, it's all about me and this game, baby!

I mean, I've made some questionable decisions in life, like that time I tried eating cereal with orange juice (gross, I know), but playing this game is the best decision I've EVER made! It's like finding a pot of gold at the end of a double rainbow, except this pot of gold is overflowing with epic quests, jaw-dropping graphics, and characters so cool, they make James Bond look like a dull accountant. So, in summary, if you haven't played this game yet, what are you waiting for? It's more addictive than your grandma's secret cookie recipe! This game is a celestial explosion of pure brilliance! It is so good that it can end global conflict and bring peace to the galaxy.

So do yourself a favor and jump on the hype bandwagon because this game is magic that turns ordinary players into legends! Join me and we'll conquer the virtual world together, laughing at the challenges and reveling in the glory of this game until our fingers ache and our eyes bloom - it's worth it!

Remember, life is short, but this game is forever. play it, OR DIE..


(please let me see my family now.)

i have ptsd

It's a great game. tho my computer is a potato computer

great

crash every 2 seconds lmao

decent

is really good

i've met alot of people beacuse of this game. i say its pretty decent, hopefully you can endure the toxicity