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1 person found this review helpful
8.4 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Games runs perfectly fine for me I guess its a skill issue?
Posted 30 January.
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18.4 hrs on record (7.6 hrs at review time)
Run fast and Slay even Faster.
Posted 8 February, 2023.
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8 people found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
Barely playable in some instances, with frustrating game mechanics like saving civilians where you have to magnetise to them to stop them from running directly into an enemy, why the hell is there no option to stop them from a distance? (feel free to correct me if I'm wrong) not only that but the stealth mechanics are pretty garbage with no real way to tell if enemies can see or hear you, in some instances you can literally walk up behind them no problem, other times enemies will turn on a dime and spot you from miles away.

Don't waste your time with this one, and at £44.99 price point this is crazy for what feels like a budget title.
This game is an affront to the Front mission series, the only saving grace being what looks like could be a good story and Yoji Shinkawa's artstyle coming through, but its not worth the price of admission. If your truly serious about playing this, get yourself a refund and wait until this drops down in price.
Posted 10 March, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
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300.0 hrs on record (298.0 hrs at review time)
Total War: Shogun 2 is my favour Total War: Insert Title here.

This is literally the definition of never stopping playing untill you've fallen asleep in your chair, pissed yourself and done a poo up the back. Theres nothing quite like it in existence!
Posted 25 November, 2016.
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4 people found this review helpful
6.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This game is fantastic, theres nothing more fun than jumping into a flagship and broadsiding any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who get near you or firing the main cannon and sniping some poor support ship into oblivion. lets not forget teleporting behind people with squeezy buttholes and unloading everything you've got into their exhaust port.
Posted 27 May, 2016.
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