Recent reviews by Clongo

im already going insane, i have lost so many perfect runs, i love it

not as fun and fast pace as new order but still pretty aight, but if you cant handle having to walk around base for an unmarked location, this game isnt for you, its a pain in the ass finding anything anywhere to start actually missions, if you wanna continue from new order just play the old blood (prequel), more wacky and a lower budget but its one extended mission with no stops, but yeah this game is more a nothing burger with a sound track you cant even hear, hatchet cool thou, 6/10

RDO hackers getting worse, they got back door access to my entire network, R* do smth for the love of god, if you hear some sketch ass text to speech played, alt f4 as fast as you physically can and start scanning your pc and resetting ur ip, still dont think it safe? format your pc at this point, may be different for US and EU players as im in AUS but still online sucks ass.
but standard story mode is great! better just play on console though (900+ on ps4 no issues)

lol, went in with a positive review at 7 hours but after being unable to pick this game up again with it getting somehow MORE clunky and no longer being promised DLC just feels like evolved agsin

slay ^_^ i liked the part where we made out

mmmm source engine physics go brrrr

nick x ellis 4 life

yea it goes pretty hard until you friendly call someone and they decide to wreck your ♥♥♥♥ (HUD freaks out a bit but thats my only technical issue)
7.5/10, better than the isle and creatures of sonaria by a landslide.

its a game, like yus fire if you have a good pc but if you cant just dont even try T-T

based seggy poggers