Recent reviews by wizard

I feel like this game might not accuratly portray actual dating. For example tapping one girl 17 thousend times to only be awkward besties doesnt seem exactly right. If youre paying $14 thousend for a flower basket then it better contain flowers never seen before. And mainly that you can actually pick up girls just buy annoying the F*ck out of them, even though thats how I personally do it.

Still I hope I wore protection before tapping 3 different people well over 10 thousend times each
10/10

This game was good but then they changed the sounds. I'd honestly rather have hentai moaning sounds instead of the AWP sound. The SMG's sound like cancer. And worst of all, the pistols sound like youre f*cking shooting tic-tacs at your enemies.

But atleast you can jump scout (even though the scout now sounds like a potato gun)
10/10

This game is good but its missing something. I want the devs of this game to go back and blaze like 10 pounds of weed and remake it for that extra f*cking minecraft hardcore letsplay feel.

volvo lul

amazing game really fun missions