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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1.6 hrs on record
visually its really cool, the gunplay is fun but the level design is really boring and the "fast-paced" movement shooter mechanics are all tied to stamina bars that take forever to fill up and sprint that makes you unready your gun.

also toggle sprint doesn't do anything you can only toggle sprint if you hold the button, not to be confused with hold sprint.

it would of been more fun if you could enjoy the running around and shooting people but it decided to have around 4 enemy types in a slew of identically textured hallways and really restrictive arenas and corridors, but don't worry- they did keep the getting lost and backtracking features from the genre instead of the fun parts.

this game asks you to play it like a tactical shooter or else you will run out of stamina in two seconds and not be able to move despite putting all of your skill points into move speed.
Posted 4 December, 2025.
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8 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
234.8 hrs on record (142.0 hrs at review time)
on my first day playing I met a strange man doing a silly voice who proceeded to call me autistic and realized I was new to the game, he then went through every single gameplay mechanic with me and taught me how to progress and gain social credit as well as common tricks other players will use to kill, maim, grief, or otherwise harm you.

with this information, I proceeded to use the knowledge gifted to me to trick, kill, maim, grief, and otherwise harm players slightly newer than me.

Spread the rot, kill ALL bankers, spare all laundry boys and never take this game seriously, it'll just ruin your day.
Posted 26 July, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
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80.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
4-3 dark maze bad game grow up indie devs who think they can make this ♥♥♥♥ fun
Posted 17 June, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.3 hrs on record
beat that stupid hat-wearing loser at her own rhythm game and she didn't even react. Whatever.
Posted 5 February, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
17.5 hrs on record
i got touched :(
Posted 3 December, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
I really want to stay at your player match
Posted 22 July, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
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157.3 hrs on record (98.6 hrs at review time)
fun
Posted 3 May, 2024. Last edited 10 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
260.3 hrs on record (246.9 hrs at review time)
r̶e̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ g̶o̶o̶d̶

e̶d̶i̶t̶:̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶B̶A̶D̶ ̶i̶ ̶H̶A̶T̶E̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶g̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶N̶E̶G̶A̶T̶I̶V̶E̶ ̶R̶E̶V̶I̶E̶W̶!̶

edit: I LOVE THIS GAME! LUCKY COOKIE VICKY!!! RAT NATION BABY!!!! POSITIVE REVIEW!!!
Posted 19 February, 2024. Last edited 25 October, 2024.
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123 people found this review helpful
11 people found this review funny
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456.1 hrs on record (303.7 hrs at review time)
ELPHELT SWEEP
Posted 7 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
34.4 hrs on record (17.4 hrs at review time)
only 6 characters on the roster ever appear online
Posted 23 November, 2023.
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