Recent reviews by The Janitor

Good chess game

Been waiting for this game since the initial trailer.
Got the preorder premium edition, and safe to say it is fantastic (I usually never preorder but the week of release I was on holiday, so the 3 day early access was huge for me).
Acting is really good, graphics, absolutely stunning. The story is engaging and feels authentic and Indiana Jones like (I am a huge Indiana Jones fan, try me for facts).
My only small negatives are Gina and Indy are a little handholdy on main puzzles, just like "oh this door opened!", when it's already noticable. I would have also liked maybe another costume change other than the temple of doom and last crusade one, just would've been cool for the massive fan and Indiana Jones item collector I am.
Not a big deal, I automated to having the game on hard mode, puzzles on hard as well for my first playthrough. In the process of finishing up the game, currently 100% all areas other than the final two.

Yeah so pretty manic cause I've managed to find some time to just play it non-stop, and yeah, eyes are bloodshot but it's what you want, that's how you know its good
Excited for the DLC and the sequel down the line (I know its gonna happen).

Played this back in the day on my IPod Touch. Was the bomb then, still is. Have very fond memories of it and the soundtrack was amazing. It had elements of Lo-FI before that was a fledged concept in of itself.
The entire narrative is fantastic and I remember it being very moody but interesting.
Very nostalgic game for that reason.
Please check it out, extremely underrated but is fantastic without any doubt.

Punishing and difficult game, took 50 hours for me to complete (barely any guides, only when I got stuck) whilst also fully exploring.
Lots of fun, didn't really care for Soulslikes prior, but now the dopamine has begun.
Community is fun as well

Laggy and bad performance on a high end rig, refunded but will buy once it is fixed (doubt for a long time since Fallen Order still runs sub 100 fps on a 3070)

i hate raph

I love bucket

very enjoyable

I can't tell if this is a virus

This game is simply amazing, the amount of content packed inside is enough to leave you with at MINIMUM 50 hours of game-play. The nights feel like they go on FORRREEEVVERRR, and the days feel so quick, all because of the very intense enemies and fear of the unknown.
Essentially you are a man, insignificant in this world, and powerless, simply surviving after awaking in the middle of the forest and being kidnapped by a terrifying doctor, the main antagonist, whom has stole your 'key'. It's better if you learn more AS you go, rather then reading reviews with ANY type of spoilers as experiencing this first hand is just AMAZING. One tip before you go, don't stay out at night time, trust me.