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This game is fun. I enjoy it. I also feel like I am putting my hand in the garbage disposal and turning it on the pulse setting.

10/10 would recommend.

My friends spent the last three hours insisting on having their ♥♥♥♥♥ out. 10/10

Every boss fight is bad until I beat it.

Skill issue.

I've never been railed harder.

There are no old Helldivers in Malevelon Creek.

I have never felt so good getting assaulted by so many monsters.

This is the worst game I have every played. For some reason I can't stop. God help me.

If you want to die to:

1. Gas mask animations

2. People with riot shields that you can't kill because you didn't find any explosives

3. Vaulting animation

4. Glitching yourself to death

Then this game is for you.

The fallen leaves tell a story.

The great Elden Ring was shattered.

In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between.

Now, Queen Marika the Eternal is nowhere to be found,

and in the Night of the Black Knives, Godwyn the Golden was the first to perish.

Soon, Marika's offspring, demigods all, claimed the shards of the Elden Ring.

The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the Shattering.

A war from which no lord arose.

A war leading to abandonment by the Greater Will.

Arise now, ye Tarnished.

Ye dead, who yet live.

The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.

Hoarah Loux, chieftan of the badlands.

The ever-brilliant Goldmask.

Fia, the Deathbed Companion.

The loathsome Dung Eater.

And Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-knowing.

And one other. Whom grace would again bless.

A Tarnished of no renown.

Cross the fog, to the Lands Between.

To stand before the Elden Ring.

And become the Elden Lord.