-Rep After a good game in CSGO, I added him because he seemed like an ok player and I wanted to get some wins. We got to chatting in the discord and over the next couple months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great 30 bombs in CS, and most importantly... pure friendship.
Eventually I invited him to my house for a CSGO lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. I could feel his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg.. So quickly i punched him and then 2 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Im peeing on my computer rn

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